-1Bob went inside the sixth gym. "My name is Bloodraven" the gym leader said "who the hell are you?" Bob stuttered "uhhh…….I'm Bob and I would like to have a Pokemon battle?" "Pokemon?" Bloodraven laughed out loud "Pokemon SUCKS!" "Then why are you a gym leader?" Missingno asked. Bloodraven smirked "so I can kill Pokemon!" Bloodraven pulls out two submachine guns and fires at the trainer and Pokemon. Bob tried to escape but the door wouldn't budge! "I locked the door you retard" Bloodraven shouted "now suffer!"
Bob ducked as flying knives flew over his head. Bloodraven pulled out a grenade and was about to pull the pin, but Missingno fired water gun on it and it turned it into cheese! "Damn you!" Bloodraven screamed as he fired a rocket launcher at Missingno. The rocket hit Missingno and knocked him out.
Milotic came and whacked Bloodraven with her tail. The gym leader got mad and fried the Pokemon with a flamethrower. Of course Milotic was a water Pokemon so it wasn't very effective. Bloodraven then pulled out a taser and shocked Milotic until she was knocked out.
Bob checked to see if it was okay to get out from his hiding spot, and nearly got hit by a sniper bullet. Bloodraven was about to fire his sniper rifle if Togepi hadn't kicked him in the leg. "You want to die, little Pokemon?" Bloodraven said cutely as he pulled out a katana. Togepi pulled out a chainsaw. So Bloodraven and Togepi had a katana/chainsaw fight, and Togepi was nearly winning. But Bloodraven kicked Togepi and knocked him into a wall and knocked him out.
The gym leader saw Bob crawling away and tackled him. "Rot in hell, Pokemon lover" whispered Bloodraven as he put a pistol to Bob's head. Somebody tapped the gym leader and he turned to see who it was, only to get his eyes gorged out by Pidgeotto. "AHHH, MY FUCKING EYES!" screamed Bloodraven. He fired random weapons wildly trying to hit the Pidgeotto. But Bob shot Bloodraven in the head with his own pistol.
"You like that don't you!" Bob shouted as he fired at the corpse. "You want more? Here's more! Have the whole freaking thing, you little shit! DIE HEHEHE, DIIIIIIIIIE!" When there was no bullets left Bob punched Bloodraven in the face repeatedly while humping his leg. "Dude" said the now evolved Pigeot "I got the Hater Badge from him, let's get out of here!" Bob agreed and he returned all his Pokemon to their poke balls and went out of the gym through a hole that a missile made.
Bloodraven's mom, the real gym leader, opened the front door. "Raven, I'm back from the market" said his mother "what do you want for din-" She saw her ruined gym and her dead son. His mom screamed "HOLY SHIT!"
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