-1Bob was walking one day and noticed the Safari Zone. He heard about the place and wanted to check it out. "G'day mate" said a guy "I'm the Totodile hunter, and you must want to go catch some Pokemon in the Safari Zone, right?" "Uh, yeah" Bob answered. "Great, follow me!" said the Totodile hunter and he bounced on a pogo stick.

After some walking they came across a Tauros. Bob was about to send out a Pokemon, but the hunter stopped him. "In order to preserve the wild-life here, you can't use your Pokemon to capture wild ones" said the Totodile hunter. Bob asked "then how can you catch Pokemon?" "Very easy answer" said the hunter "use rocks and food!" The Totodile hunter demonstrated by tossing a stone at the Tauros. The bull Pokemon got pissed and beat the crap out of the Totodile hunter. "Crikey!" he shouted "look at the size of those horns he's using to beat me with! Aren't they beautiful?"

While the Totodile hunter was getting his ass kicked, Bob explored a bit. Then came a wild Dratini! "I can't have a Pokemon battle" Bob said "but they didn't say anything about a RAP BATTLE!" He got into his gangsta clothing and started rapping.

"Yo yo yo,

I'm rap master B,

And I'm here to capture Dratini!

From every high to every low,

Yo' mama is a dirty hoe!"

Wild Pokemon laughed and cheered as Bob was putting down Dratini. Dratini got mad, switched to it's own gangsta outfit, and rapped too.

"Dra dra tini dratini,

Tini ni dra ti drati,

Tini ti dra ni dra,

Dratini tini dra!"

Bob frowned as wild Pokemon were laughing hysterically. He rapped again.

"Dratini is a pity,

For being so rare,

Because he's so shitty,

I could beat him with my hair!"

Pokemon went "ooooo!" Well, at they tried to, but they just said a part of their names, really. Dratini then rapped like crazy!

"Dratini dratini dratini,

Dratini dratini dratini,

Dratini dratini dratini,

dratini dratini dratini,

dratini dratini dratini,

dratini dratini dratini,

dratini dratini dratini,

dratini dratini dratini,

dratini dratini dratini,

Tini ni DRATINI!"

Wild Pokemon went crazy after Dratini dropped the bomb on the human. Bob got mad and tossed a poke ball at Dratini, capturing it. The Pokemon got mad and pulled out guns. "Oh shit" muttered Bob. He got into a helicopter and fell away. The wild Pokemon, still angry, decided to take their anger out by having tea parties.

But what happened to the Totodile hunter? Well, after the Tauros got bored with impaling him, the two went to Las Vegas and married each other. Unfortunately, their marriage was cut short when the Tauros was seen cheating with a birthday cake.

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Tuba continued.