-1Bob couldn't believe it. The seventh gym leader was none other than Ash Ketchum! "What are you doing here as a gym leader?" asked Bob. "Well" Ash started "after I became the Pokemon master I married Misty/May/Brock/Pikachu/whatever and then I decided to retire and be a gym leader!" "It would be an honor to fight you" Bob said "SO WHEN I KICK YOUR ASS I'LL LAUGH A LOT! MUAHAHAHA!"

The battle was starting as Pikachu jumped from Ash's side and on to the battlefield. Bob sent out Missingno, which Ash has never seen before. The gym leader decides to check Missingno with his Pokedex. "Missingno, the glitch Pokemon" said the Pokedex "it can alter reality itself and is considered highly dangerousssssssstgpsgb b eerqyqyrf rbfaregfbrfbd CUPCAKEZ PLZ!" The Pokedex then exploded.

"Alright Pikachu, use agility and don't get hit!" Ash shouted. Pikachu moved left and right very fast, making it hard for Missingno to aim. "Use sky attack!" Bob shouted to his Pokemon. Missingno charged up, then successfully attacked Pikachu. Ash cried "oh no, Pikachu!" Pikachu fell to the floor, then stood up………..AS SURFING PIKACHU! "Holy shit!" both Bob and Ash shouted.

"Pikachu, use surf!" Ash ordered. Pikachu got on surfboard and rode on a randomly appearing tidal wave. Actually the tidal wave came from the restrooms because the sewer pipes overflowed but Ash never got the memo. "Quick, Missingno, counter it with your own surf!" commanded Bob. Missingno took out a surf board that kinda looks like him and rode on the tidal wave as well. While the Pokemon surfed, Pikachu tried to shoot thunderbolts at Missingno while Missingno tried to spit his water gun at Pikachu. It all came to a draw when both crashed into……

…a net?

"Prepare for trouble!" said a female voice. "And make it double!" said a male voice. "Blahblahblahblahblah Meowth dats right!" said another male voice. "Oh no, it's Team Rocket!" shouted Ash "and they got Pikachu and Missingno!" And out came Team Rocket, inside some random Pokemon-proof giant robot. "Hehehe! You'll never win now!" giggled James. Ash sighed "why did I leave the rest of my Pokemon at the Laundromat, why?" "I'll save them" Bob heroically stated. He then whacked the robot with a twig, and nothing happened. "Yeah, we're screwed" said Bob.

"Dis is perfect!" Meowth laughed "we finally got Pikachu and a rare Pokemon, and nobody can be able to stop us!" He then sat on the self-destruct switch. "Fuck" muttered Meowth. Then the robot exploded! "We're blasting off agaaaaaain!" cried Team Rocket as they flew into the sky. Pikachu and Missingno somehow didn't blast off and landed in their trainers' arms. "Even though you didn't beat my Pikachu or stop Team Rocket or actually do anything because you're a crappy person" Ash said "I'm still giving you the TV badge just because I feel like it." Bob thanked Ash and went on his merry way.

And Ash, having excitement once again, decides to continue his adventures on the 5704245634461256857223612347318993462436th season.

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