-1"I am the best security guard ever!" shouted a Team Bad member "nobody will get passed me!" Bob came running with his legs between his legs saying "where's the bathroom?" "Down the hall to the left" the grunt said as Bob entered the Team Bad headquarters. "Yup" spoke the grunt "best security guard ever!"

Bob ran everything, trying to find the bathroom. He was soon stopped by another guard. "You have no authorization in this base" said the guard "your coming with me!" Bob couldn't hold it anymore and went on the guard. "Like, that is SO GROSS!" said the now wet guard "Eww! It's all in my hair and everything!" The guard cried and ran away. Bob quacked and decided to explore the place.

Meanwhile, two guards were watching Bob on a security camera. "There's an intruder in Sector One" said one guard "alert the grunts there." "I don't want to" said the other guard. "Come oooooon!" the first guard whined "it's my birthday today!" "Fine" the second guard sighed and pressed the alarm button.

The entire base soon blared with alarms and flashed red. "We have an intruder, we have an intruder!" boomed a voice on an intercom "this is not a drill! I repeat, this is not a drill! Just kidding, it is a drill! Oh wait, no, it's actually not a drill, sorry about that."

Team Bad grunts came through the doors, through the roof, through the windows, through the walls, through the ground, through a portal, through a clown car, and through a guy's butt. "Hey, I don't see an intruder" said one grunt. Another grunt looked around and said "crap! This is Sector Two, not Sector One!" The grunts quickly went to Sector One, but they all got stuck between a door and they all died from starvation.

Bob himself was still wandering around. He took an elevator and went to Sector Infinity. Inside Sector Infinity was a giant nuke with words written on it say 'Team Bad just pwned you noobs!' "Oh no!" gasped Bob "they might blow up a candy store or something!" He then went to try and stop the nuke. Then came a Team Bad admin! "I don't think so" grumbled the admin.

The admin sent out an Arcanine. But it wasn't an ordinary Arcanine, it was a three-headed mutated one! "Stupid boy" the admin laughed "you shouldn't try and mess with villains. Attack!" The Arcanine started charging up a triple flamethrower attack! "Hey, Arcanine" Bob said "why are you going to kill me? At least I didn't make you a freak!" The fire Pokemon thought about it, and instead attacked it's master. "AHHHH!" screamed the flaming admin.

Bob then went and pressed the 'don't nuke stuff' button. The nuke then exploded. But not like nuke exploded, more like a regular explosion or something. "Now to get out of here before I get caught!" Bob said to himself. He turned around and there was the boss of Team Bad, Darth Bad! Bob squeeked "fuck monkeys."

"You may have won this round, Bob" Darth Bad said "but I'll get you next time!" Bob asked "why? Are you the eighth gym leader?" "Erm…….of course not!" answered Darth Bad "honestly, I'm not!" "Are you sure?" Bob asked again. Darth Bad said "yes I'm sure, after all would I ever lie to you?"

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To be not not continued.