-1"Liar!" Bob shouted "you are the eighth gym leader!" "I'm a villain" said Darth Bad "it's my job to lie." They pulled out light sabers and had a duel. Bob went slashy slashy and Darth Bad went slashy slash slash. The Pokemon trainer got his hand cut off! "Join me Bob" Darth Bad "you don't know the power of the bad side!" "Never!" Bob yelled "you killed my father!" Darth Bad spoke "no Bob, I am your father!" Bob screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Darth Bad decided to look at his watch and said "well, there's nothing else to do today, want to go to the park?" "Sure thing daddy!" Bob said grinning.
So they went to the park. There they walked, played hide and seek, played catch, ate hotdogs, robbed a bank, played tag, fought off waves of zombies, played catch again, walked again, punched someone, ran away from someone, and got stuck in a tree. "Oh Bob, I wish this day would never end" said Darth Bad. Bob replied "I totally agree." THEN BOB STABBED HIS DAD IN THE BACK!
"Why son, why?" asked the dying Darth Bad. "Because you never gave me presents on my birthday and Christmas!" shouted Bob "and I want to take over Team Bad all for myself! BUAHAHAHAHA!" "You moron" said Darth Bad "I also lied about being your father. Your mom is too much of an ugly bitch for me to bang." Then he died. Bob shrugged and took the Bad Badge from the corpse.
"Yes! I finally have all eight badges!" Bob said in excitement "now I'm finally a Pokemon Master!" "Uh…….actually you have to fight the Elite Four in order to become a Pokemon Master" said the ghost of Darth Bad. "Damn it!" Bob shouted "will this crappy fanfic ever end?"
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Tune in next time!
