-1It another day in the wilderness as Bob was training his Pokemon for experience. And the way to get experience was none other than beating up lots of Pokemon! "DESTROY! DESTROY! HEHEHAHAHA!" Bob commanded as his Pokemon were demolishing an entire forest. Trees were cut down, plants were sent on fire, rocks were smashed into pieces, and e-mails were filled with spam. Soon enough, his Pokemon gained many levels. Even Dratini evolved into Dragonite, because I gosh darn said so! "Good work guys!" Bob said to his exhausted Pokemon "let's get a move on!" The trainer left with his Pokemon in their poke balls, and the entire forest was gone. And then came construction workers who planned to build a mall for fat people.

But in the distance watching the whole thing was the POKEMON RANGERS! "That heartless trainer just destroyed all those poor Pokemon's homes!" gasped Ranger Yellow. "His crimes will not go unpunished!" shouted Ranger Blue. "But he is too powerful for us!" sighed Ranger Black. "What should we do?" asked Ranger Pink. The leader, Ranger Red looked at his partners and said "let the boss handle him." The rangers agreed.

Later that day, Bob was walking around and then got attacked! "Ouchiness!" cried Bob "who did that?" The Pokemon Rangers appeared and said "we did!" Bob tried to escape but Ranger Blue tossed a laundry basket over him and he was trapped! Ranger Pink said to their new prisoner "we are here to defeat you because you have been attacking wild Pokemon and destroying their homes!" Bob whined "give me a break! I'm only ten years old!" "It's too late!" shouted Ranger Red "NOW FACE THE WRATH OF OUR BOSS!" And out from the heavens came Ho-oh!

"Ah snap!" Bob shouted. Ho-oh shot a sacred fire at Bob and he dodged it. The laundry basket, however, was pwned to the EXTREME! "NOT THE LAUNDRY BASKET!" cried Ranger Black. "Ha!" laughed Bob "I will defeat Ho-oh will my Pokemon!" Ranger Yellow ran by and stole Bob's Pokemon. Bob screamed "SHIT!" "Don't think you'll get out of this that easily!" Ranger Red chuckled. With no other options, Bob pulled out a master ball! "Where the hell did you get that?" Ranger Red loudly asked. The trainer looked at the master ball, then to Ranger Red and said "beats me." Bob tossed the master ball at Ho-oh and captured it!

"Holy crap!" Bob happily shouted "I just captured a legendary Pokemon!" The Pokemon Rangers, though, weren't as pleased. "YOU DUMBASS!" they screamed all together "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE!" Suddenly, Digimon poured from out of a wormhole and began to invade the entire world. "Well, looks like it's time to move on!" Bob said as he got the rest of his poke balls and walked off. The Rangers ran away as a Superduperdeathmon was chasing after them.

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To be…..ah you get the fucking idea!