-1He couldn't believe it. What was once a dream was almost a reality. Bob was at the Leet Plateau! With his six Pokemon fully healed, his bag filled with supplies, and his mind was in top condition. "I AM READY!" Bob shouted, then his pants fell down. Embarrassed, the trainer went into a bush and back out with a belt on. "NOW I AM READY!" yelled Bob as entered the arena. There he saw a man that reeked of intimidation, and armpit sweat.

"Greetings, challenger" said the man "I am the Elite Four!" "You're the Elite Four?" Bob questioned "but I thought the Elite Four had four people!" The Elite Four looked at Bob for a moment, then laughed out loud! Once he stopped laughing, he looked at Bob again and said "ah, I believe you are another one who misinterpreted my title. You see, my real name is 4 and I'm a close cousin to the second gym twins." Bob laughed out loud too, and said "ah, now I get it! Hehehe, that makes tons of sense now!" THEN THE FIGHT STARTED!

"Go Togepi!" Bob yelled as he released his Pokemon. "Go Blaziken!" yelled 4 as he released his Pokemon. Togepi crapped in his egg shell, then Blaziken kicked him over the stadium. "Go Milotic!" Bob shouted as sent out the next Pokemon. Milotic soaked Blaziken to unconsciousness. "Go Venusaur!" 4 yelled. Venusaur choked Milotic. "Go Pidgeot!" Pidgeot pecked Venusaaur. "Go Feraligator!" Feraligator froze Pidgeot. "Go Dragonite!" Dragonite blasted Feraligator. "Go Raichu!" Raichu zapped Dragonite. "Go Ho-oh!" Ho-oh roasted Raichu. "Go Tyranitar!" Tyranitar crunched Ho-oh. "Go Missingno!" Missingno glitches up Tyranitar. "Go Snorlax!" Snorlax did nothing.

"Snorlax!"

"Snorlax!"

"SNORLAX!"

… "zzzzzz"

"God damn it, not again!" 4 muttered. The Elite Four sent his remaining Pokemon back to it's poke ball. With a sigh, 4 said to Bob "you have defeated me, congratulations." Bob and Missingno cheered and gave each other high fives. "However" continued 4 "you now must defeat the champion." A door opened up behind 4, and all Bob and Missingno could see was darkness. With a gulp, the trainer and Pokemon ventured through the opened door, only for it to close behind them.

"Welcome dear Bob" said a dark, but familiar, voice "it is so good of you to see us." "Who are you?" Bob asked trying to look through the dark "and how do you know my name? Please turn on the lights, I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK!" "If you insisted" the voice spoke, and there was light. Bob looked in front of him and was wide eyed. Sitting on a flaming throne made of skulls was none other than his archrival!

"ROB!" Bob shouted "since when did you become champion?" "Since the day we got our Pokemon, dumbass!" said Rob. "Thanks to Mew, I easily teleported to the gyms and kicked their asses, then went here and beaten the Elite Four. But I never thought you of all people would actually get here. But that doesn't matter anyway." Rob then punched Missingno and knocked it out! "Hey!" Bob shouted "now how can we battle?" Rob smirked, and both were teleported away.

The two soon appeared in outer space, floating right above Earth. "We will have an ultimate showdown to the death" Rob said "winner takes all!" And to make things really strange, Rob transformed into a giant robot demon! Rob chuckled demonically and boomed "NOW PREPARE TO DIE!"

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To be continued!

"Fuck that!" Bob shouted. He kicked Rob in the nuts and Rob fell down to Earth. Bob did a pose and said "w00t! I am the champion!"