Sorry about taking off 'Hooked On A Hooker,' but I was getting nothing for it and I just decided to replace it with this more enjoyable fic. I hope you like. This story might not have too many chapters, just thought I'd warn you.

"Mommy I don't wanna go!" Randy whined.

"Randy, you have to it's your first day at Kindergarten. Don't you want to see all the sweet little girls?" Randy's mom (Sheila) asked.

Randy shook his head "no, girls are evil. They hit you with skipping ropes when you just walk past them!" Randy shrieked.

Sheila tried not to laugh "really?" she asked. Randy looked up at her with his big blue eyes.

"Yes! And the other day this girl ran straight past me and almost knocked me over! I could've died!" he cried.

"Uh-huh!" Sheila grinned, "Well, I guess you'll just have to stay away from them" she suggested.

"That's right, but if we have any problems then me and John will sort them out, John will rap them to death. Rap means punch, so John will punch them to death!" Randy grinned.

Sheila gasped "Randy!" she cried.

"Just kidding" Randy laughed as he rushed out of the room. Sheila followed closely behind him.

"John wake up!" John's mom (Debbie) cried.

"I DON'T WANNA!" John yelled.

"You have to John, now stop being sooo silly" Debbie tried.

"I'M NOT BEING SILLY!" John shrieked. He bounced on his bed and landed hard on his bum crossing his arms in front of him as he pouted.

Debbie laughed "that's it, John you're being a very bad boy!" John ran over to his mom and hugged her legs, shaking his head.

"John not bad boy mommy. Not bad boy. I love you mommy!" John cried. Debbie laughed as she hugged John.

"Does that mean you're going to get ready for your first day at kindergarten, Randy will be waiting for you" Debbie explained.

John rushed down the stairs "Can't be late, can't leave Randy alone with the evil girls!" John screamed. Debbie laughed, as she made John's bed.

"WHERE'S MY PINK DRESS? I WANT MY PINK DRESS MOMMY!" Stacey shrieked. Elaine (Stacey's mom) came rushing in, holding the frilly, pink flower dress. "Here it is sweetheart, I just had it dry cleaned" Elaine smiled.

Stacey happily put her dress on, with her cute little matching pink shoes. She left her hair down, but put a pink bow on it. "Mommy, I'm ready to go pick Torrie up now!" Stacey stated.

Elaine held Stacey's hand, as she led her towards the white limo.

Torrie scraped her hair back into a ponytail, but it kept falling down again. "Mommy it's not working!" Torrie started to cry. "I hate my hair!" she yelled.

Fiona (Torrie's mom) smiled "Torrie you have very pretty hair, look all you do is hold the ponytail and brush all the other parts and tie it tightly. There you go. Now you try," Fiona said.

From outside Torrie heard a beeping horn. "No time for that just yet, now get going!" Fiona cried, as Torrie ran down the white spiral stairs, almost tripping over.

Randy and John dragged themselves around the playground "well this was a boring first day. I don't even know anyone" Randy whined.

John looked up "You know me!" he cried, sounding hurt.

"I know!" Randy grinned. "Hey! At least there are no evil girls here!" Randy let out a sigh of relief.

John nodded "Yeah!"

Stacey and Torrie were skipping, when Stacey swung her skipping rope sooo hard it flew out of her hands and landed near two boys. "Looks like I'll have to go get it back!" Stacey moaned.

Torrie smiled "I'll come with you."

Randy's eyes almost fell out of his head "it's happening again!" he screamed.

John laughed "relax dude, girl's are not trying to kill you with a skipping rope!" he soothed.

"I beg to differ!" Randy gulped.

"Oh no! Evil girl's are heading right towards us and one is wearing the cursed colour pink, stay back Randy I'll deal with her!" John cried.

"No!" Randy yelled. "I'm the leader of this group, so I should go talk to the leader of that group!"

"Wait, who say you're the leader?" John glared.

"My mom" Randy replied.

John nodded "oh ok!" he went to talk to the girl in blue.

"Those boys sure do look strange, one's coming to talk to you. You deal with that one and I'll handle the other." Stacey said.

Torrie nodded "yeah ok."

"Please could I have my skipping rope back?" Stacey asked sweetly. Randy looked at her weirdly.

"Ok!" he ran over and handed her the skipping rope. Stacey went to hug him as a sign of her appreciation, but Randy jumped back quickly.

"Sorry, but I can't make close contact with someone who wears the cursed colour of pink!" Randy apologized.

Stacey laughed "whatever!" she cried.

"I will offer you a quick handshake," Randy suggested.

Stacey smiled, as she shook Randy's hand. "My name's Randy Orton" he greeted.

"I'm Stacey Keibler" Stacey smiled.

"That's a very pretty name and I have to say that dress does show of your pretty long legs, but you're still not as tall as me!"

Stacey laughed "thank you! And you have pretty hair!" she said.

Randy put a hand on his hair "oh no! A girl likes my hair, something's wrong. Never wear hair like this again!" Randy gasped.

Stacey giggled, "who are you supposed to be a rock star? Having to have perfect hair," Stacey asked.

Randy grinned "a legend killer actually."

"What's one of those?" Stacey asked.

"A legend killer!" Randy was getting frustrated. How could this girl not know what a legend killer was? He asked himself.

John strode up to Torrie and put a hand in front of him "stop! Don't you dare go near my friend you're dangerous." John cried.

Torrie laughed, "you're funny!" she smiled.

John grinned, "well I am a rapper, it's my job to be funny!" John smugly stated.

Torrie gave John a confused look "a rabbit?" she asked.

John glared at her "NO!" he yelled. "I am not a rabbit, I'm a rapper!" he said.

Torrie laughed "oh! What's a rapper?" she suddenly questioned.

John burst into a fit of laughter "Ha! You don't know what a rapper is!" then he scratched his head "wait a minute, I don't know what a rapper is!" John's cheeks burned, as he hid his face under his cap.

"I'm Torrie Wilson anyway!" Torrie smiled.

John mumbled his name under his cap.

"What was that?" Torrie asked.

"I said my name was John Cena!" he yelled.

Torrie started to cry, "you yelled at me, you're not a very nice person!"

John hugged her "I'm sorry. I am nice, because I am a good boy." He smiled.

Torrie stopped crying and wiped her eyes "well, I'm a good girl too!" she snapped.

Suddenly the bell rang ending recess.

Torrie said goodbye to John, as did Stacey and Randy. Then they all rushed in at the same time to their rooms.

Well I hope you enjoyed the first chapter, I hope it was a good replacement over my last story. Please r/r. Thanx!