I'm glad people think my story is funny that is what I was aiming for so YAY! I keep trying to come up with more funny comments, so if u have any let's hear em' ! I thought I'd add a little romance to it to show that I am still a Rancy and Jorrie fan! Hell yeah, foreva in my heart at least! lol!

Randy walked onto the yellow schoolbus, his arm linked with Stacy's. They made their way to two seats in the middle of the bus followed by John and Torrie. "Randy I appreciate you saying you will be my protector and all, but you don't have to be with me all of the time" Stacy tried, but Randy would have none of it. "No, I said I'd protect you all the time, so that's what I'm going to do" he argued. Stacy went to protest "but I was going to sit by Torrie and..." she was interupted.
"No arguments, now sit by the window" he ordered she slowly slumped down on the seat. John tapped Randy on the shoulders "Is that necessary? Just let her sit by Torrie" John sighed gesturing at Stacy's unhappy state. Randy just sat down next to her ignoring him. Inside John was happy, he would have a whole hour trip sitting next to Torrie. "Come on Tor" he held her hand leading them to the seats behind Randy and Stacy. "So are you looking forward to going to the zoo?" Randy asked looking towards Stacy, she turned from looking out of the window and plainly shrugged. "Come on Stace talk to me, I didn't mean to be a pig." he grinned.
"What do you want me to say?" she blankly said.
"If it makes you feel any better I'll pinch my self to tell myself off" he said, pinching the bare skin on his arm. "Ouch!" he cried out, leaving a red mark on his arm. Stacy giggled "Oh that makes you happy, me hurting myself?" he asked astonished. She nodded smiling "ok" he punched himself in the face "AAAAAGHHHHHHHH!" He yelled. She giggled more. "Ok stop it that wasn't funny that really hurt" he complained. John popped his head over their seats
"dude what are you doing?" he asked. Randy shook his hand signalling for John to go away. "weirdo" John whispered.
"Rabbit" Randy called to him.
"Hey it's rapper" John pulled his hat over his eyes.
"Dude you don't even know what one of them is" Randy laughed.
"Sure I do" John stopped mid-sentance and quickly turned away. "So Tor, erm...don't know how to say this, but I like you. Hey what d'ya know I did know how to say it!" John half-heartedly laughed to himself. Her mouth went wide she was truly shocked. "But why?" she asked confused. John looked towards her she hadn't laughed in his face so that was a good start. "Erm, I don't know I just have this weird tickly feeling in my tummy when I see you" John held his tummy.
"Maybe you're pregnant!" Torrie burst out.
"What?" he screeched. "Isn't that a girl thing?" he cried.
"No it's a boy thing too I'm sure of it" Torrie thought, they really didn't have a clue what they were talking about, but Torrie had overheard her mom talk about tummys and it involved the word pregnant, after that Torrie thought she knew everything about the word. Randy looked behind at John and Torrie laughing away, he looked towards Stacy placing his hand on top of her's catching her attention. He leant forward pecking her on the cheek. "Just wanted to give you one back and it's also my way of saying sorry" Randy said grinning. Stacy held her cheek
"Thankyou" she cried as she hugged him tight, he managed to escape the hug and patted her on the shoulder. "Ok everybody we're here. Welcome to San Diago zoo" One of the teachers stated. "Now stay in your assigned groups and remember we all must be back here for 3 o'clock, so you have 5 hours make the most of your time" the teacher said very perkily. Everyone left a small item on the bus to save their seats for when they return.

As soon as they got off the bus Randy, Stacy , John and Torrie all huddled round together looking at a peice of paper John was holding "Oh great we have poodle boy and phycho girl in our group" John moaned. Renee Dupree and Mickie James came bouncing over "Hi guys I'm so glad I'm in your group" Renee giggled.
"Keep your distance we don't want to be seen with a poodle sissy" Randy laughed.
"Leave Fifi alone, she never did anything to you" Renee cried into John's shoulder. John shuddered and quickly jumped away,
"Hey stop crying you big girlpants and don't touch the shirt I just had it washed" John yelled, wiping away Dupree's tears off of his jersey. Mickie squealed "I'm so happy to be with you all, but where's my Trishy?" She looked around.
"Trishy?" Stacy and Torrie said at the same time.
"You know the really pretty blonde girl" Mickie sighed gazing into the distance.
"And we're going" Stacy quickly said grabbing Torrie's hand as they ran away.
"Wanna make a run for it?" Randy asked.
"Yes!" John yelled, as they caught up with the girls.
"Are they coming?" Torrie asked. John looked behind and saw that Renee and Mickie were following, "Yes! Keep running" he commanded. They ran eveywhere but just couldn't seem to get rid of Renee and Mickie. "Look guys we should split up. Us four will go to the zebras and you guys can go to the hippomatus" John sighed, almost pleading for the two to go away.
"Hippopotamus" Randy corrected.
"That's what I said Hippomatus" John whined. Randy pulled a face
"Ok dude" he laughed. After a few minutes of persuasion Renee and Mickie finally left them in peace. "So anyway, wanna see the fishes?" Stacy asked as the others nodded.

After an hour or so of long walking, Torrie and John wanted to see the lions but Randy and Stacy wanted an ice-cream so they agreed to meet back at the aquarium in 20 minutes. "Do you want vanilla flavour?" Randy asked.
"Sure" Stacy replied. She sat on the bench and waited. Randy grabbed the change and held two vanilla ice-creams when he saw Stacy being teased by Andrew Test and his boys again. "Come on Keibs give me a kiss! You gave Randy one" Test sneered. Stacy pulled a face
"No way! I gave Randy one to save his life" she explained.
"I know you're dying to" he teased. Stacy laughed
"hey moron, I'm alive! Do I look dead to you?" she cried.
"Is there a problem here?" Randy came up behind Stacy.
"No I'm just talking to my girlfriend" Test smirked.
"She's not your girlfriend, she's mine!" Randy blurted out and then just realizing what he had said clasped his hands over his mouth. "What?" Test questioned.
"What?" Stacy looked shocked.
"What?" Randy asked himself.
"Enough with the whatting" Test complained.
"I'm her protector" Randy stood bold. They all laughed at him "I was being serious" he muttered looking confused. "Stacy run!" Randy ordered, she looked confused but did as she was told.
"Give me your best shot" Test sneered holding out his arms for Randy to have a free advantage. Randy got his ice-cream and wiped it all over Test's face.
Test growled "Now you're in trouble" Randy just stood there as they all pounced on him, but Randy was sneaky and bit Test on the ankle. "Ow!" Test cried, not paying attention as Randy grabbed the back of his head and started to wipe it in the dirt.
"Eat mud!" Randy grinned. All of Test's friends looked frightened and ran off. Test got up and started to cry Randy hissed and Test screamed also running off after his friends. Randy laughed wiping his hands in triumph. Stacy ran over to him and flung her arms around him. "My hero!" she grinned. He hugged her back "Just doing my job" he smirked pecking her on the cheek and then held her hand as they walked towards the aquarium to meet up with John and Torrie. "We were just being chased for ages by poodle boy and phycho girl" John gasped. Torrie smiled
"but we managed to hide after 15 minutes" she finished for him.
"So what did you guys get up to?" John asked.
"Well you know the usaul.." Randy started.
"Randy just saved my life" Stacy burst out in excitement.
"Well what can I say?" Randy smirked. "The usaul" he added. John looked at Torrie
"Can I be your protector?" he asked. She nodded
"Sure if you really want to" she smiled. He grinned.
"You have to prove yourself like I did" Randy cocked an eyebrow.
"I'm a safety man" John grinned.

Well hope you liked, plz keep reviewing and look out for (The Zoo Trip - Part 2) Well bye and again thankyou so much for the reviews!