Pulling a Raine- In cooking!
A Ghost of Ivan fic.
Ch. 2- Kratos and food
GoI: I'm back! Didja miss me?
Kratos: You just posted the damn story, of course they didn't.
GoI: Geez... you like to rub it in...
Kratos: hmm...
GoI:Kratos you'll do Review Responses.
Kratos: ... Fine...
Storm- Do you? I thought it was strange because, well, I always eat my spaghetti with the sauce, so I wouldn't know how it tastes without it. Sorry if I offended you, I didn't mean it. Also, I don't know if you were laughing at the story or something else, but glad you think (whatever) is funny.
Ivan: GoI doesn't own anything-
Erk: At all.
Ivan: HEY! I'M supposed to be the mind reader here!
Erk: I was guessing. So I was lucking. Which is weird considering my luck stat sucks.
GoI: Shut up both of you! Onto the story, then.
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The next day, and after Lloyd gave Genis his Swirly, they had to cook. Again. Only this time Regal had bulging bags of money. And it was Kratos' turn to cook. They once again had the poll, except instead of Spaghetti they could have Pork Cutlets and instead of Tenderloin they could have Potato Salad.
Lloyd and Kratos voted for Pork Cutlets. Everyone else voted for Beef stew. Care to guess why?
Kratos muttered under his breath, "Damn... Beef Stew has tomatoes. Think Kratos, think..."
Lloyd walked up to Kratos. "Another Tomato dish, eh?"
Kratos sighed sadly and said, "Yeah..."
Lloyd showed a small smile and said, "Don't worry dad, I'll help you."
Kratos looked at his son... and they had a fathersonmomentwhichIdon'tknowhowtodocuzIsuckatthis.
They walked into the kitchen area and got to work. As Kratos started prepareing the Beef Stew, Lloyd got an idea. "I got it!" Lloyd shouted to noone in particular.
Kratos looked at his son and said, "What?"
Lloyd rummaged through some cabinets and found what he was looking for... THE SECRET INGREDIENT!
Kratos gasped. "Dammit, why didn't I think of that?"
Lloyd shrugged his shoulders and handed Kratos... THE SECRET INGREDIENT!
As Kratos made his Beef Stew by instinct, but adding... THE SECRET INGREDIENT! Instead of Tomatoes, and he came out with the tomato-less Beef Stew. Lloyd and Kratos tasted it. It tasted like something else... with a hint of Sweet bitterness. They served it in the serving area.
As Lloyd and Kratos served, they were pleased on the inside. When everyone got their stew, they started eating it like it was the best thing in the world.
Everyone stared at it... it didn't seem to different... but they knew it was anyway.
They all took a bite... and they found out what... THE SECRET INGREDIENT! Was!
THE SECRET INGREDIENT, was... KELP!
How did Lloyd come up with Kelp? It's quite simple. You see, Seafood and Meat stew have Kelp as a primary ingrediant, meaning that Kelp seems to be an ordinary ingredient in stew. After taking the tomatoes out, the Beef Stew is basically Meat Stew, this is, of course, after adding in the Kelp.
Lloyd thought 'It's the best thing I ever tasted! Like father, like son, eh?'
Everybody else thought 'Is this strange tasting Meat Stew?'
So, basically, Everyone but Lloyd and Kratos disliked Kratos' Beef Stew... or rather, Meat Stew. Well, if it was Meat stew they would of liked it, but it was Beef Stew.
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GoI: Another weird Chapter!
Kratos: Damn, You're making Lloyd smart!
Erk&Ivan: (still arguing)
GoI: Um... yeah. R&R, please?
