Chapter 2: Meeting a bad boy
Maya woke up from her peaceful slumber the next day. 'Hmmm, Noodle is still sleeping. Better leave her rest.' She thought, looking at the beautiful axe princess sleeping away. 'I wonder if anyone's up' she thought looking at the clock. 'Oh, brother, no wonder Noodles still asleep! It's seven in the morning! Well, I'm hungry, I'm sure they won't mind if I make a sandwich' she thought, trying to remember the way to the kitchen "Man, I should use a map!" she said walking into another long corridor. When she finally got to the kitchen, Maya started to look for something to eat. She looked in the fridge, all she saw was some body parts (including a brain) some veggies and fruits. "Aww, these guys really need to go shopping from time to time. Aww, well I guess it's veggie sandwich for me!" she said, starting to hear her stomach growl. She took all of the vegetables that were left and made a some sandwiches. "Well might as well listen to some music" she said looking at the cassette player. She turned it on. It was on the radio mode and it was playing R.Kelly. "Not quite my kind of music, but I guess I can go with the flow" and she started to dance while holding a sandwich in her hands. She was still wearing the black dress Noodle gave her to sleep in. She looked very sexy in it.
Meanwhile….in Kong everyone was asleep, excepting Maya, and somebody else, that had a terrible hangover……guess who…
"Awww bloody ell', I can't even see where I'm fucking going!" said a very disturbed bass player that was walking and skipping at the same time. "Where the fuck is the kitchen! Oy !Sweet Satan, my head is going to explode!" he yelled without noticing that music was playing somewhere. "Huh! Who the hell is up at this hour!" he said opening the door a little bit, just so he could see the one making the noise. He remained still, shocked of what he saw. A pretty black haired girl dancing while eating. He stood with his head in the door opening, just so he could peek inside and not be spotted. 'She's pretty good' he thought looking at the moves she made while grabbing a bite of her sandwich. When the music stopped, Maya turned off the radio, and sat on the chair.
Murdoc grinned "Yeah, I could do 'er awwwwwwwww!FUCK my head!" he yelled. Maya jumped from the chair, frightened by the pain sound she heard coming from the door. She opened the door to find a not-so-happy Murdoc with a painful headache. "Ummm..Murdoc? What were you doing?" she asked him with a crocked smile "What does it look like I'm doing, smart-ass? I've got a terrible headache and I can't find some pain pills in this bloody house!" he yelled trying to hide his grin from the girl. "Shhh, there are people sleeping here ya know? Let's find you some pain pills, ok? she said, trying to direct Murdoc to the kitchen. "Now let's see….are these good?" she said pointing at the pills on the counter. "Yeah, yeah just give 'em to me.". Maya filled a glass with water and handed the pills to Murdoc. He accepted them, nodding his head in a 'thankful' way. "I thought you have to use vodka to get rid of hangovers." Said Maya, smiling at Murdoc "Yeah, I think, but I dunno how to bloody make it!" he said.
Maya smiled and winked at him playfully "That's where I come in" and grabbed a glass from the counter. "Wot are you doin?" said Murdoc curiously. Maya took out from the cupboard a bottle of vodka, some pepper, and rushed to the fridge and took one egg. "Wait a minute it's almost done" she said pouring the vodka in glass along with the egg and other ingredients. "Here ya go. It's easier to swallow if you don't smell it. Come Muds." Said Maya, trying to hold a giggle as Murdoc swallowed his drink. "Sweet Satan, that's disgusting! Where the hell did you learn to make that horrible drink?" "My mom taught me. When dad came home, drunk as usual, he would wake up with a horrible headache
So I learned from my mom to make this, knowing that I get drunk as fast as my dad, and wake up in the morning with a terrible hangover." She said, smiling shyly at the Satanist bassist. Murdoc smiled back, revealing his sharp and green teeth. "So, Maya, nice moves yesterday, where did you learn to fight like that?" said Murdoc, standing up to admire the dress that Maya was wearing. "Ow, I took some lessons while I still was in my natal country, in Romania." Said Maya, putting the plates and glasses in the dishwasher. "Aha, so, you're Romanian. I didn't know they had such pretty flowers there." Grinned Murdoc, still examining her dress. 'Such a cliché' thought Maya rolling her eyes and biting her lower lip." Nice dress." Said the bassist looking at Maya's round forms. "Yeah, Noodle lend it to me for the night. She said it was a gift from you. Hope you don't mind." Said Maya, trying to avoid Murdocs smile. "'Course I don't mind. Why would I, you look very nice in it." Said Murdoc, trying to get closer, but Maya responded "Well, I better get going. I have to bring my stuff here, and clean my room, get some paint, ya know." she said, interrupting the bassists thoughts. "Ahem, yeah, I'll see you later Maya-luv."
"Yeah, later." Said Maya exiting the kitchen, and leaving a disappointed Murdoc on the way. 'Hmhmh, Maya-luv…' she thought, smiling all the way to Noodles room. After entering the room, she saw the axe princess awake at her Mac. "Good morning, Noodle, why up so early?" asked Maya still smiling "Good morning, Maya-san. I hear Murdoc-san screaming giggle.That always wakes me up." said Noodle, amused. "Yeah, really grouchy in the morning, isn't he?" said Maya, trying to find her clothes. Noodle giggled "Very". "Well, we better stay outta his way in the morning." Said Maya, dressing in her jeans and shirt "Sorry, Noodle, I stretched you wonderful dress. I'm sorry". Noodle nodded "It is ok, Maya-san. Consider it yours." Said Noodle, smiling at the Romanian girl. "Aww, thanks. looks at watch Well, better get going. Tell the others I'll be back at 6 p.m., ok Noodle?" "Ok, Maya-san. Good bye."
"Goodbye Noodle!". Maya entered the carpark and started to search for her motorcycle. She gazed upon the Winnebago and 2D's room, trying to avoid the rotting smell of corpses. She climbed on her motorcycle and headed off on the streets.
Chapter two up!I know where this is going!right into the trash!Well, don't care much if nowone reads my fic, just wanna write something,emmmm,nice (hentai XD)
