My Life as a Teenage Robot
I want to be a HUMAN GIRL!
Jenny-
Our heroine robot watches a butch of teen girls hang out and then glances at a couple from her window
She sighs for she longs for a robot boyfriend
Not one that's part dog
(Of course) and not Sheldon
I wish for like one day I could find one guy who loves me-Jenny
Sheldon stalks Jenny and over hears her dilemma with his new invention that allows him to hear in every single word that people say in far away distances sort of like eves dropping but the guys in love what can you do
Any who
What's this I hear my damsel in distress? I hope she's ok. I better zoom in and try to get a better reception-Sheldon
I hate this every where I go its I Love You this or I love you back always UHHH! Sometimes it's hard being swooped down to the pit of the popularity vile and to geek central where there is no one to love. Oh well what can a robot do?
Then Jenny got an idea
Or maybe not a robot!
What does Jenny mean or maybe not a robot AHHHHHHHHH! Does she want to commit suicide! Oh no oh no – Sheldon
Uhhh Sheldon why are you using a high tech ear phone to eves drop on jenny-Brad
OH uhhh this old thing it's a radio only for my ear's though-Sheldon laughs shyly hide the truth
Ok listen why don't we just hang around at Mezmer's and grab a shake-Brad; or will jenny be all in your mind
WAIT WHAT!How did you know?-Sheldon
Dude you're way to obvious if you want the robot so badly then do what the bradster does to catch a girls attention. You see all girls love a mysterious not so lovey dive and stalker guy. If you stalk them, they will think you're creepy and no eye contact; you must show that the your inferior to she cuteness and her brains-Brad
Wow you really think this will work?-Sheldon
Of course not! – Tuck
Tuck what are you doing here? And why are you eve's dropping?-Brad
I've been next to you this whole time Bro and I know a thing or too about getting girls-Tuck
You do?-Sheldon
Tuck your 9! what do you know about the teenage girl?-Brad
Oh yeah read this shows a 9teenkween Girly magazine this holds the power we men need to know about the average girl- Tuck with this magazine, we will be unstoppable!
Uhh right ok so what you in for huh the same as usual for that magazine, Tuck?-Brad
Actually what I want only Sheldon can give me –Tuck
OHH PLEAASE Tuck I'll do anything just to get jenny to like me!-Sheldon desperately on his knees
Gezz what a drama king-Brad
Well………………………………….-Tuck
Back at the Wakeman's Home Dr. Wakeman is busy making hot herbal tea for herself and hot oil for Jenny
XJ9! Come down your...-Dr. Wakeman
MOM YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME INTO A PERMANENT ANDROID!-Jenny
WAHH WAHHWHAT! – Dr. Wakeman
Mom you're the only one who can do this procedure and I gotta be a human at least look like one PLEASSEEE?-Jenny
Absolutely not XJ9! you're last android experience almost left you completely zoned into other things than more important things like saving the world and protecting the ones you call friends.-Dr. Wakeman; and besides who wants to be popular and beautiful any who?
ME!-Jenny
Uhhh XJ9. What is your real purpose? - Dr. Wakeman I designed you as a highly sophisticated battle robot and wanted you to stay away from the human race but after your little quarrel with humans and saving your friends I let you have that sort of freedom. But becoming more like them is out of the question.
Why don't you understand! You were a teenager you had friends didn't you? - Jenny
On the contrary XJ9, I didn't but that didn't stop me from being the scientist that created you and making you the way I wanted you to be-Dr. Wakeman
Exactly the way you wanted me to be –Jenny then walks away sad and gloom
Dr. Wakeman looks over her album of high school and looks at herself the way she use to be geeky yes but beautiful as well.
Well old girl, I think its time we make this right this time for jenny's sake- Dr. Wakeman
For the rest of the night she constructed a blue print filling it with information with Jenny's body to the exo-skin project to pass off as a "perfectly normal human girl" and made some modifications to making it permanent. She also made sure that she had a stable body as a human to go with her personality as well making everything real as it can be with no side affects and malfunctions.
That night Brad and Sheldon were reading the magazine at Sheldon's garage. Tuck wanted a little robot buddy to protect him from the bullies nice trade in return he will keep this a secret from Jenny and all the girls at school.
It says here that girls dig guys with fashionable wardrobes to suit his personality and charisma.-Brad
Oh try looking for the low profile part for you, Brad –Tuck
Brad looks at Tuck and pushes him into a bin of garbage parts. Tuck gets out with coffee strainer glasses and an odd helmet.
Well if Jenny wants a hot cool guy, she'll have one! Even if it's me!-Sheldon points out with flames coming out of his eyes
Whoa the guy is really in deep with Jenny-Brad
I wonder what's she doing now?-Sheldon
As Sheldon looks out the window he thinks of only Jenny and how much he truly loves her
OK! Tuck I'll have the robot ready by 2 mornings; it will take some time but I will have it done for you just as we agreed on – Sheldon
In the mean time we'll help you win Jenny's heart with an old school boy makeover!-Brad
Great when do we start?-Sheldon
Tomorrow morning at the mall be there at around 9. Later Shel.-Brad
BTW why are you guys helping me?-Sheldon
Because you've been trying the wrong ways to catch our best friend's eye so it's out duty to fix that and we owe you.-Brad
Sheldon cries and hugs them both
THANK YOU BOTH SOOO MUCHHH!-Sheldon
You're…. – Brad
Welcome...- Tuck
The next morning Jenny awoke and was pretty down as she looks at her magazines and the first page featured a couple kissing
She sighs with such envy for she yearns to have what every teen has that she doesn't…love
Oh XJ9? - Dr. Wakeman
Yes mom?-Jenny
Would you be a dear and come with the box of tools on the kitchen table and bring it down to the cellar, please?-Dr. Wakeman
Ok – Jenny
Jenny then followed her mother's instructions and went down to the cell to see that something was different
Dr. Wakeman flipped the switch and the lights flickered on and Jenny was amazed to see what the fuss was about
Introducing the new and improved XJ Android 9!
To be continued………….
