I'm fucking exhausted.
My sister Jinx is gone, Zaun and Piltover are at war, the council was fucking wiped out except Pretty Boy, his girl, and Victor, and lastly, the only thing still keeping me going is which is driving me even more insane is Cupcake. Damn she is so sweet to me during all of this turmoil but fuck man... she is so busy out there. She was prompted to sheriff because... who else will take the damn job?
I been by her side, I wanted to stay neutral, away from all the war shit, but of course when she dives into crimes committed by Zaun, I gotta be her muscle. Being there for Cupcake can be good sometimes... but it's 95 percent fucking exhausting. She is always stuck doing case work, working with Pretty Boy, and it leaves me kind of stuck. She's doing like fifteen things at once, I still can't find Powder, we don't spend time together anymore, the only thing I do these days is working for the people who I swore I hated.
Fuck man.
The worst part about this? Shit... Cupcake fell for me, HARD.
I wasn't trying to make her fall for me, just a harmless flirt here and there but damn she really likes me. Do I like her sweet ass? Definitely. I mean let's face it, She's sexy and I know she a little freak underneath. One night some months ago I got lucky and found myself in bed with her, I loved every second of it, from giving her head to seeing her cum all over my fingers, it even tasted sweet... hehe.
But damn that was a while ago, we haven't gotten close like that in a minute with all this bullshit going on. When I try to charm my Cupcake? She just falls asleep or we kiss and that's it. I wanna get my rocks off man fuck. So guess what I do? I start slowly getting distant from her. Cait of course notices me and tries to fix things but with constant distractions nothing gets done between us.
"How about... I take a break from all this... shit." I said a few hours ago. Cait's face looked hurt but she nodded her head.
"I understand Vi, I will always be here while you go take a break." She said to me.
So what do I do? First I gotta visit the little bro Ekko, see how he doing. I visit his hideout and he made a friend with this small hairball that talks, and both of them was making absolute heat down here with inventions for Ekko and his fireflies. Since furball got connections with the council he fused his ideas with Hextech to make some crazy shit down here. After spending time with Ekko I left and went back to the surface to... relax.
Horny...
No shame in hiding it. Yeah, I'm craving it, something physical just to get a damn release. All those homemade toys or shit I got from Zaun? After being with fucking Cait none of that gets me off anymore. So that's the next objective, find some girl to get me off and come back to Cupcake. I sighed and walked to the most popular bar in Piltover.
I walked in with my normal clothes with that red jacket I stole from that bum six months ago. I sniffed myself and my breath and everything checks out. Now to charm one of these broads and get myself off. I walked around, scoped out who looks good, found this nice looking chick, and sat at the bar to get a drink. Once I sat down I ordered and kept a eye on that chick.
Until someone else walked past me.
This dude, some handsome motherfucker, walked passed me with his hands in his pockets. He sat down, ordered a drink and began talking to this girl a few stools down. Now... I haven't fucked with a guy in a minute or even... at all but damn this dude got me a little... excited. He got this fur coat on, long ass ears so he might not be human, nice shoes and if I remember correctly... he had his shirt open.
I see he got gloves on too, does he fight? Or are they for show? I was never the woman to sit and wait for someone to come save me, I always went and got it so this time will be no different. I mean talking to a dude is the same as talking to a girl right? I can charm any woman out her panties so this shouldn't be a problem. I took two more shots and stood up. I'm feeling it a little but I can still think straight.
I put my hands in my coat pockets and walked slowly to this pretty boy. I tapped his shoulder and he spun his bar stool around to look at me. Damn, he a cutie... nice jaw line, smile, good hair, and this cute little mark across his nose. "Hey." he said to me.
"Sup, I saw you come in, I like your style. How about you come sit down here with me?" I asked. The chick he was talking to said something... maybe yelled at me? Who cares... and it seems like he doesn't care either... couldn't keep his eyes off of me. This is going to be easier than I thought, didn't think dudes would be this easy. I walked away and waited for him to follow.
I sat down and after a few seconds he sat right next to me. "You want a drink?" I asked. He chuckled and shifted his body towards me. He smiled and kept one hand in his pocket. I finally could see his chest and holy fuck does he keep his self in shape. Still, I don't think his body is what turning me on... it just makes me want to fight him for some reason.
Maybe it's because I'm used to fighting dudes like him... I don't know. His face though is what I like.
"So, you made the first move, offered me a drink, you aren't from here are you?" He asked. I smiled and took another shot.
"Nope. Zaun is my home. So you not dealing with a Piltover chick." I answered. I flashed a smile and licked my lips, normally that gets women turned on so it shouldn't be a issue with this guy. "Why did you ask?" I asked back. He did the same shit I did but it sparked something for me. I definitely do masculine things but man, when a real man does them to me... it feels a little different.
I kinda like it.
"I asked because you don't act like these up tight girls. So I'm already interested in you. Can I get a name?" He asked.
"Vi, you?" I answered.
"Sett. Nice to meet yah. So what you doing for the rest of the night?" He asked. Hmm, should I be honest? Just tell him I'm only here to fuck and get back to Cupcake? Or should I... take a vacation? Sett seems pretty chill but this is all new to me. I don't know shit about guys and the way I'm moving with him I only know how to approach him as if he is a female.
Hmm... Honestly is always better then lying so fuck it.
"Look, I'll be honest, I am seeing someone. But I'm here because shit kinda stressing me out right now." I took another shot and gave Sett another look. He took another shot as well and shifted his body to face me.
"Hmm, Yah know, you could of just said you just wanted to fuck. It's okay with me." Hearing that response made my chest light up with fire. He put one hand on the counter and another on his left leg. "I can already tell just by how many shots you had that you are going through something deep." he pointed out.
Man I only... fuck... I already took six shots.
"I don't live here, I live in another city state, I'm only here for... vacation I guess. I had to get away from my life as well." He paused and got off his bar stool. He pulled his stool closer to me and sat back on it. "Also, the more I look at you, your posture, and the way you approached me... You are dealing with a woman arent you?" I looked down after hearing this I always sit with my legs wide open like a guy, I made the first move, shit didn't think it was that obvious I liked girls.
"Yeah, I'm fucking with this enforcer." I said. I shifted my body to fully face Sett. "It's just, shit been hitting the fan for the last months and it's annoying. She not spending no time with me. So I said fuck it and took a break." Sett nodded his head. A few seconds passed and he smiled at me.
"Ah, so you just want to fuck and have fun huh?" He asked me. I rolled my eyes and chuckled.
"I thought you already knew that?" I asked with a little smirk. Sett put both of his hands in his coat pockets.
"I was just wondering what is taking you so long to ask me?" He teased. Oh slick bastard. "Also, first time with a dude? Trust me we are cool too." Sett lowly rose up over me and gently felt my shoulders... with a light touch... and oh so gentle squeeze he moved to my arms which almost made me slip up and moan, he then asked another question. "Someone's... a little toned I see. I noticed your arms and hands are wrapped up. You fight a lot? Work out?"
Man that drink is really flowing through me... I feel good right now and Sett is making all the right moves. So this must how Cupcake feels when I do the same shit.
"Yeah, my childhood, my stay in prison, and helping my girlfriend fight all these people really helped me stay in good form. Do you fight too?" I asked. Sett, with care, grabbed my hand and pulled me off the stool.
"You want to find out tomorrow mornin?" He asked. I quickly walked in front and pulled him with me.
"Keep that promise." I told him as I lead him out the bar.
