Disclaimer: I do not own Lost Magic, Final Fantasy, Naruto, Full Metal Alchemest, Invader Zim, or the Transformers theme song.
This is
Ninja Training!
Note: People MIGHT be OOC...Thank you for your time.
"Ok, you all have been chosen to train at the ninja acada-" "WHEEEEEEE!" "Ugh, I told you not to bring him here him..." Iruka grumbled at Kakashi. "What? I got 2 more volumes of my book if I got him!" Kakashi shouted back. "Speaking of which, where did you get Gir?" "Umm...Long story short I got Gir from the Hokage of The Village Hidden in the Mist." "Kakashi Hatake, you scare me..." Gir walked around the room looking for walnuts, then remembered the moose. "Gir, the armada is here! Come on!" "That voice...Kakashi! Plan Bubble jutsu, NOW!" "Right. BOAR, TIGER, LOST MAGIC FOR WATER!" Kakashi and Iruka floated away in a bubble until... "Explosion!" The bubble popped and they fell down. "OW, MY SQUEEDLISPOOCH!" Kakashi yelled. "Kakashi, I will never understand you..." "Trista now!" Issac yelled. "Now what? In the game I'm useless, remember?" "Oh yeeeeaaaah...Hand over the Lost Magic!" "Never! Diva of the Jester Haze! Secret jutsu, Crystal Ice Mirrors!" "Uh-" "It's a looooooooooooong story Iruka." "No...The super Lost mag-WAIT, WHAT THE HECK! DIVA OF THE WHAT!" "We'll talk about it later Issac" Trista said to him. "Are you ready to di-" All of a sudden the millatary came in. "Edward Elric, State Alchemist!...Is he using Crystal Ice Mirrors?" "I know, I'm scared too Ed."Iruka said"The mans crazy, put him in a cray bucket!" "But we're out, we used the last one on Roy." "Hmm..." Ed thought for a moment then had an idea. "Improvise! Quick, get Al and paint!" They rushed to get the things...Meanwhile..."Gir we have been forgotten. Take us back home!" "Sir!" So they flew home but in the middle of the flight. "Gir, why are you flying so low?" "Oh, the fuel was to heavy so I replaced it with a tuna." "...Forget I asked that..." Back at the school. "Al, put Kakashi inside of you!" "Ok." Umm...Ed, what's the paint for?" "This! DooDooDoo...Here we are!" "Cra-zy-buck-et...GENIUS!" "Now Al...Transform!" Ed Commanded. "TRANSFORMERS! ROBOTS IN-" "Ok Al, stop that MP3." Iruka was so scared he curled up in a ball and had a seizure. "Poor little Iruka..." Ed said sadly. "He never had a chance..." 10 years later Iruka asked himself, "What am I doing?" "Hey Gir, whatcha doin?" "Watching angry monkeys."
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END...Or is it...Wait, yes it is.
