"Speech"
"Thoughts"
"SHOUT"
"SHOUT IN THOUGHTS"
PAYING A VISIT
[Beerus' Planet]
It was a bright sunny day with the winds blowing across the grassy plains. The God of Destruction, Beerus-sama, was laying under the shade of a tree, taking a light nap while catching every moment of the peaceful nature. Or so he thought…
"Take this!" said a random person.
"Bring it on, moron!" said another.
Not far off, two strangers locked fists, and with each passing moment they would exchange in hand-to-hand combat. It had seemed Beerus had a few trainees who were permitted to train on his planet. Their fists would create loud and disturbing tremors which weren't very pleasing to the liking of Beerus.
"Cmon, you can do better than that!"
"Hah! I got a lot more skill than you think! So don't get cocky!"
Again, the disturbance in the air kept coming with each heavy blow of fists. Grabbing his long, bunny-like ears, Beerus tried to block out the annoying noise. But this just made things more uncomfortable for him. Finally, he had enough.
Growing irritated, he got up and away from the shade of the tree, ran towards the two individual beings, holding his fist up high and yelled from the top of his lungs, "YOU IDIOTS! KEEP IT DOWN WILL YAH! I'M TRYING TO TAKE A NAP OVER HERE!"
Beerus' purple aura was flaring wildly, indicating that he was very pissed off. The two individuals flew back down onto the surface, beholding the wrath of their Destroyer. But Beerus was caught off guard by a recognizable voice. A hand tapped his shoulder, "Now, now, Lord Beerus. You don't want to end up in another angry tantrum. It's bad for your health."
Taking a deep breath in, he sighed, as his purple aura depleted. "Since when were you so concerned about my health, Whis."
"Ever since." said his faithful attendant.
"Ugh, whatever." the Destroyer snorted. "You should save that for that good-for-nothing Champa."
Whis replied, "Still harsh with words I see."
"Anyways, as for those idiots..."
Beerus began to glare at the two suspecting individuals who were away from a short distance. "You two, come here." And with a single command, the two beings obeyed.
As they were walking towards Beerus and Whis, they were discussing a few matters. "Jeez, I wonder what he's so upset about." said one of them, who had his arms crossed.
The other didn't disagree. Whispering in quietly, he replied, "Yeah. Is it because we ate his pizza yesterday with Whis without him knowing?"
"Shuuushh, we can't let him know. But don't worry, Whis can handle this for us."
They both stopped in front of Beerus as they glared him in the eye. Without holding back, Beerus shouted, "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS!? TAKE YOUR FIGHTING SOMEWHERE ELSE! I'M TRYING TO TAKE A NAP!"
"Oh, boo-hoo! It's not our fault."
"WHAT WAS THAT, MORTAL!"
"Aw, cheer up Beerus! As long as we keep our deal, we can always be free to train on your planet, whenever and wherever."
"REFER TO ME AS 'LORD' BEERUS, IMBECILE!"
"Well, they do make a fair point, my Lord." Whis interjected.
"WHIS, YOU'RE TAKING THEIR SIDE TOO?!" Beerus retorted. But before he could continue talking, he was stopped in his tracks when Whis held his palm in front of his face.
The angelic attendant stated the facts, "My Lord, do not forget that you agreed upon their deal. For the sake of not destroying planet earth, you agreed that they can train freely on your planet whenever and wherever they like, in exchange for all the delicious cuisines that they could provide."
Trying to find an excuse but couldn't, he grunted in defeat, "Tch. If it weren't for your stupid deal, I would have destroyed you both without hesitation. Typical Saiyans…"
"Haha, that's us!" said the two who were smiling in triumph, giving Beerus all the more reason to destroy them.
"But..." Whis continued, catching the attention of both Saiyans, "I recall that there was a recent incident. Yesterday, to be precise."
Beerus' ear perked upward, "An incident, you say?" Hearing upon this, the two Saiyans immediately rushed to Whis, urging him not to spill such information.
"Whis! What the hell are you doing!"
"Stop! Stop! You're gonna get us killed!"
But Whis didn't withhold his words, "While you were enjoying your slumber, Vegito-san and Gogeta-san were eating an exclusive, delicious pizza."
"Oh no."
"We're dead."
That was the turn around for the two Saiyans. Suddenly, they both felt a dark presence behind them. It was Beerus, surrounded in a purple aura of wrath. They both robotically turned their heads about their shoulders, looking behind they see the tempered G.o.D. Sweat was traveling down their scared faces. Holding up his left palm, Beerus summoned an energy ball of destruction.
"So you two mortals were hiding something all along. I suspected that from yesterday, after you guys had arrived back on my planet, I could sense a faint smell of lies in the air. How dare you…"
"N-No! We would never do such a thing, Beerus!" Vegito said with a little chuckle, trying to avoid danger.
"Again, it's 'Lord' Beerus." he replied in a grim tone. "It seems that you have forgotten to mention the last part of our deal, Whis."
"Right, Beerus-sama." Whis said, "Ahem.. I quote, 'If my food is not shared with me, let alone has been eaten without my knowledge, I will personally destroy you. Thus, ending the deal.' Quote end."
"Exactly." Beerus' dark glare pierced the two Saiyan's souls, knowing that they've really done it this time. "Any last words?"
Gogeta blurted, "W-Well, you see! I-It's just that when you sent us to get some food on earth, the trip back took so long that the pizza would eventually cooled down, therefore ruining the flavour."
"And so you decided to eat it? How disgraceful."
Vegito came into defense, "We thought that you would never like the flavour. Besides, we weren't the only ones who ate it." That's when both Vegito and Gogeta turn their gaze towards Whis, expecting an answer from him.
"... Whis?" Beerus questioned.
He sighed, "I'm sorry, my Lord. But it seems that I too am guilty of this very act."
But to their surprise, Beerus didn't care nonetheless, "Well, no matter. I'll just have these two destroyed."
"EEEEEHHHHHH!"
"I mean, I will miss the delicious food you guys offer, but I'll have Whis cover that for me." said Beerus, with an unexpressed look on his face. "At least destroying you two will give me peace of mind."
But before Beerus' destructive orb could connect, Whis intervened. "My Lord, please wait."
"Hmm?"
"Seeing that I am guilty of this, I will take full responsibility. And also, I take a liking to our two fellow Saiyans, not just for the exquisite food they provide, but because they possess great potential. I believe that if you destroy them now, you'll never have the joy of seeing them around because you're very fond of them as well."
A scowl appeared on his face. Beerus' power depleted gradually before he turned his back against the two. "Ugghh... Whis… I hate it when you're always right." The Saiyans were surprised to hear that Beerus actually cared for them, it was just hard for him to show it.
Without second thought, Gogeta immediately wrapped his arms around Beerus' neck, putting him in a strangling hold, as he rubbed his bald head with his knuckles. "Haha! Who knew Beerus-sama had such a soft spot!"
"Gogeta! Let go of me!" Beerus mumbled, as he was being strangled tightly. Whis found it quite amusing as he let out a silent chuckle. With that, Gogeta let go of the purple cat. He gave a smile and so did Vegito. Beerus felt annoyed but also happy at the same time. But like always, he doesn't want to show it.
"Man, what a relief." said Gogeta as he wiped away the sweat on his forehead.
"Up high!" Vegito rose his hand in the air for a high five to which Gogeta responded back.
Beerus once again spoke out, "Look, only because I spared you doesn't solve the problem. Seeing that Whis is also guilty of this, I will have you three go back to earth and bring back to me as much delicious food as I want. And remember, don't disappoint me."
"Sure thing."
Whis said, "Please be patient, Beerus-sama. We won't be long." And so, they made their way back to earth to find food to satisfy their Destroyer.
[One. Hour. Later.]
The two divine deities, along with the mortal Saiyans, were seen having a big feast in Beerus' castle.
Beerus shouted for joy, "UMAI! (Delicious)" as he chummed down one burger after another, with french fries to top it off. "Earth's delicacies never cease to surprise me!"
"I know right! Hey, Vegito, wanna spar after this?" Gogeta suggested as he was diving into each plate of food that his eyes met.
"Fine by me!" he replied with a mouthful.
"Wow, you guys sure do have a lot in common. Especially with that appetite." Whis complimented.
"Haha, you said it Whis."
But while they were enjoying their happy feast together, Whis' staff, which was floating beside him, began to flash, indicating that he had received a notification.
Whis took his staff in his hand, "Hmm? I wonder what this is supposed to mean?" and as normal, he looked into the black orb of his staff to examine what was going on.
"Oh, now this is some-what interesting…" he said.
"Come again, Whis?" questioned Beerus, while still stuffing food in his mouth.
"It's about Planet Remnant, my Lord."
Gogeta and Vegito stopped eating as they listened in on the conversation.
"Planet Remnant?" asked Gogeta.
"What's that?" Vegito inquired.
Beerus didn't show any sign of interest in it, "You're talking about that trash planet? What's so special about it? I believe those two are handling it on their own, are they not?"
"You mean the Gods of Light and Darkness? Unfortunately, they abandoned it. Centuries ago."
"Hmph, useless." the Destroyer scoffed as he munched down on another burger.
But as for the two Saiyans, this was the first time they've heard about the Gods of Light and Darkness. And so, one of them asked, "By the way, who are these Gods of Light and Darkness?"
"Long story short, they're two brothers who created the planet Remnant."
Vegito raised a finger under his chin, "Say, Whis, why receive this notification now?"
"Oh, well that's because humanity has now finally begun to pick up progress after the last incident." Whis stated.
"Wait, so there's also humans on that planet? Awesome!" Gogeta yelled. "Do you think they have some tasty foods?"
"I doubt it. Nothing beats earth's best dishes." Beerus said plain and clear.
"Jeez. Beerus doesn't like this planet Remnant thing not one bit at all."
"Whis mentioned about an incident… If I had to guess, it would probably be clear that Lord Beerus hated their food."
"Beerus-sama, I suggest we pay a visit to planet Remnant."
Beerus replied, while fiddling with his food, "And what makes you say that?"
"After all, you and Supreme Kai did leave planet Remnant in the cares of the God of Light and God of Darkness. But seeing that they have now abandoned it, you must take responsibility."
"So you want me to destroy it?"
"No."
"Then why not get Supreme Kai to do the job. I'm a Destroyer God, not a caretaker."
"While it may be true that your duty is to destroy all life-forms to maintain order in the universe, you also have the duty of preventing any dangerous hazards from occurring. Supreme Kai is very busy, even as we speak. While everyday you eat, sleep, wake up and repeat. Therefore, I rightly say that you are in full debt for this."
"He's technically right about the eat, sleep, wake up, repeat part." Vegito happily intervened.
Beerus scolded him, "Who asked for your opinion, dammit!"
Whis then said, "It would be fun to visit once in a while. Besides, consider it a journey after a millenia of our last visit. Perhaps we could see her again."
"...That immortal witch, huh?" Beerus pondered in thought.
After a few minutes of thinking and reconsidering, Beerus finally came to a decision, "Alright, fine. We'll be departing to planet Remnant shortly."
"Yosha!" Vegito and Gogeta said in unison. "To the unknown we go!"
"I'm glad you accepted this, Beerus-sama." Whis said with a smile. "All you have to do is watch over the planet and exterminate all dangerous hazards if any. And with the helping hands of our two Saiyans, it'll make your job a lot more less boring when they're around."
"You can count on us!" the two replied with a thumbs up as Beerus just deadpanned, thinking of all the annoying habits these two would bring.
"Ughh… Just eat and hurry up." Beerus said.
After dining down on all the delicious foods on the table, the four prepared themselves as they finally got ready for their departure. For some reason, Beerus seemed quite happy to pay a revist.
"Prepare yourselves, Remnant. Your G.o.D is here."
This was kinda rushed out a bit, but I hope you enjoyed. Review on what you think about it, I'll be busy bringing the next chapter.
