That 'special time'
Kairi sat on the dock, just taking in the view. And then…she had to go to the bathroom. As you all know, Kairi is a FEMALE…
Let's get it straight kiddies.
F-E-M-A-L-E
One more time.
F-E-M-A-L-E
Got it memorized? (A/N: Lol Axel.)
And everyone knows what females…do on that 'special time'.
Well…Kairi 'started' today. Any who, back to her using the bathroom. She went into the bathroom and…
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She screeched. Kairi's mom came into the bathroom.
"What is it honey?"
"I SAW BLOOD IN MY UNDERWEAR!"
"Oh…crap…Kairi…that is going to start monthly. It's normal. EVER woman has it. Even me."
"Really?"
"Yes. If only I could get you some pads…but I can't. And you can't either."
"Oh I know who can get them…" Kairi smiled evilly.
Sora and Riku
"Didja hear that Riku?"
"Yeah, sounded like Kairi screaming."
"Let's go check it out."
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"KAIRI!" Sora shouts, and kicks down the door.
"Kairi, are you okay?" Riku said. And poof like in all of my stories, she magically appears.
"Cool!" Said Sora.
"Sora, Riku, so you think you could do something for me?"
"Tell us what it is first, and we're on it!"
10 minuets later
"So, you need us to go to the drug store, get you some 'pads' and return?" Said Sora.
"Yeash!" Said Kairi.
"What do we get from this?" Said Riku.
"A KISS!"
"Ok, we're on it."
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"Ok, we need 'pads'. I wonder what those are?" Said Sora.
"Er…I dunno. Let's ask." Said Riku. A MAGICAL SALES CLERK appears from NOWHERE and…yeah…
"Excuse me, but can you tell me where we can find 'pads'?" Said Sora. The sales clerk pulled up an eyebrow.
"Aisle…Nine…"
"THANKS!"
Aisle Nine
"HOLY FUDGE MUFFINS!" They both exclaimed.
"So…which ones should we get Riku?"
"I dunno….whichever ones look the best I suppose."
"Ok…How about these?" Sora pulled some Gatorade from the aisle. And…it's the 'feminine products' aisle.
"That's…a drink…anime sweatdrop where the hell did you get that!"
"I DON'T KNOW!"
"Look for the 'pads' dingus."
"How about…these?" He pulled some 'Always' pads from the rack.
"Perfect let's go." Riku dragged Sora to the check-out line.
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"Okay, one pack of 'Always' pads…that'll be twelve munny." The sales clerk said.
"Riku, did you bring the munny?"
"Yeah." Riku pulled out one AUPER-DUPER SHINY munny-thing from his pocket.
"Would you like the receipt in the bag?"
"Sure why not?" Said Sora.
"Here's your change, thank you, and come again!"
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"KAAAAAIIIRIIIIIIIII! RIKU AND I GOTS YOU THE 'PAD' THINGS!"
"Jesus Sora! She's right there! On the couch!"
"Kairi! We gots them for you!"
"Thank you guys! Oh! And your reward!" Kairi gave them both a peck on the cheek. And they both fainted.
"I'm gonna have fun with this!" She said deviously.
Two hours later
"Uh..what? Where am I? OH MY GOD! I'M IN A CLOSET! WITH RIKU! AND WE'RE HUGGING!"
"EEEEEWWWW!" Apparently, Riku awoke.
"…What'd you wanna do Riku?"
"Er…do the dance of a thousand rains?"
"YOU GOT IT!" and they danced, with Kairi, appearing out of nowhere. And they all die of aids.
Didja lurve it? CAUSE IT TELLS ABOUT WOMEN AND THEIR PAIN EACH MONTH!
R&R and you get a cookie.
A chocolate chip cookie.
That won't give you aids.
Tee-hee!
