A day in the life of a zealotus

A/N: This is my first story in the ragnarok section. I hope you like it!

"Drriiiiinnnng"

"Hmmm… stupid alarm…"

"riiiiiinggg"

"I'm awake! You can stop now! Return to clock tower and go kill some noobs!"

It finally goes away. And I get up.

What will I eat for breakfast? I know! Poporing jelly!

I go get a bowl, a spoon and the jelly. I pull the utensils drawer and…

"STUPID ZOMBIE PRISONNERS! WHY DO THEY ALWAYS STEAL MY SPOONS!"

I should go and whip them hard for that, but I'm still hungry… I know I'll go visit my sister Alice, she's such a good cook! Hmm, I should change… A pink nightgown isn't the best to be treated with respect (Eh! Even I have to be feminine sometimes). So I change into my working suit (I just love to be so sexy!), and I exit my room by the trap in the ceiling. It gives me direct access to my habitual spot in the prison. I walk all the way to the main room of Glast Heim and I knock at my sister's room. She answers, still wearing her blue pyjama."

"Oh! Hi Zea!"

"Hi Alice."

"Let me guess… The zombie prisoners stole all your spoons, again?"

"Yea… Can I eat with you? But I don't want to disturb you or anything…"

"No, no, it doesn't bother me at all."

"WOW! You have yellow plant cereals? Can I have some?"

"Yea, it's one of the advantages of being closer to the outside world."

"So what will you do today?"

"Hmm… It's Friday right? So I'm cleaning the chivalry."

"I will guard the prison like usually, and kill some stupid zombie prisoners."

Announce from Dark Lord: Go to your place NOW! I will open the gates of Glast Heim in five minutes.

"Damn… Sorry, I got to go!"

I hurry to eat my bowl of cereals and I go to my post. I start to hear to sound of a horde of adventurers entering the castle. Ouf, just in time… Now what was I doing? Ah, right, those morons zombies… I see a group of them trying to hide behind some crates.

"YOU! What did you do with my spoons?"

They start to run everywhere, so I summon my injustices.

"Go and catch them!"

"Yes mistress."

It's so fun to have my owns slaves, I don't have to do anything, they always do it for me. The only disadvantage is that they are nude and they aren't exactly what we call beautiful… Ha! They already have caught all the zombies and tied them together.

"Now give me my spoons! Or will I have to kill you and take your drops?"

They all hand me their spoons.

"Good! Now for your punishment…"

I start to whip them all until a random knight appears.

"Hey what are you doing here? Don't you see that I'm busy?"

He starts to charge toward me. Stupid adventurers…

"Injustices attack him!"

After a couple of sonic blows he goes down (what can do a lvl 70 knight against 5 injustices?). I whip him one last time and he warps back to his save point.

"Don't come back loser!"

What can I do now? I look at the zombies still tied together. I should let them like that, with a little luck an adventurer will kill them.

"Goodbye brainless zombies!"

I return to my usual guarding at the center of a big room at the second floor of the prison and I wait for something to happen (Apart from killing some heroes, my job is pretty boring…). After some hours my sister comes to visit me.

"So little sister, what are you doing here?"

"I decided to do my job quickly today because cleaning the chivalry is really hard. Those dead raydric bodies are weighting a ton!"

"Normal they are living armours after all"

"And that bloody knight! He puts blood everywhere! Do you know how hard it is to wash that?"

"I never tried."

"And you how was your day?"

"Pretty boring, apart from a noob knight, nobody came…"

"Maybe that your mobs are too strong on the first level?"

"Maybe, maybe…"

"You didn't even sell one of your masks?"

"Nope, they say I ask too much"

"You should stop to ask for a forbidden red candle."

"NO! I'm making a collection… They are so beautiful ant they smell really good…"

"One day you will get captured by them…"

"Forget that! There is only a 0,5 chance that I get captured like that. I will also kill anybody that even tries!"

"How do you know?"

"I looked on the databases."

"Ha? I should try one day."

"One more thing, only my injustices can drop a red candle. They won't be fool enough to give them to the first stranger that passes!"

"Still you should be careful."

"I know, I know…"

"So what are you doing tonight?"

"I think I will go to the carats party."

"Why are they throwing a party?"

"I think it's because they killed a clown and they found the legendary slotted joker jester."

"Sound interesting, I will come too."

Somewhere in the dept of the prison, while the girls are at the party, a level 80 crusader is leveling.

This place is really good to xp. Damn a rybio!

He hides behind the wall and wait for it to go away. Someone pokes him on the shoulder.

"HAAA! Don't scare me like that!"

He turns and looks at the person who did that.

"An injustice! Can't you wait your turn to be killed?"

"I have an offer for you."

"What is it?"

"I give you this forbidden red candle and you get rid of our mistress."

"It's a deal!"

A/N: I hope it wasn't too bad. I just wish I had more english vocabulary… There must be many grammar errors. Please take the time to leave me your comments.