The Revenge of Master Hand

It was a stupid and ugly day in Smash Brothers land. Donkey Kong was scratching his nunchucks, Link was picking his elf ears for earwax to eat, and Joker was kicking dead cats. Then Mr. Game and Watch came over and tripped on a banana peel and crushed his skull. Joker wanted to eat Mr. Game and Watch's corpse but the other smashers wouldn't let him, and that made Joker very mad. Joker tried to kill Link the Elf, but Donkey Kong strangled Joker's neck with his nunchucks. Eventually Joker's windpipe was broken and the emo prettyboy was laid flat on the floor. Link took Joker's dead body and dumped it in the filthy river nearby, where Smashers all throw away their trash.

The body of Joker flew in the dirty, stinky river until Little Mac came over and got intrigued by the sight of a dead Joker. Mac wanted a new punching bag, so he ran over to get Joker's dead body. Little Mac had to grow his arms and use their stretchy powers to easily grab Joker without too much trouble.

Little Mac loved using the dead corpse of Joker as a punching bag for training. Little Mac really hated Persona 5 Royal so he saw this as payback for Atlus being a greedy evil company. Little Mac using his punching bag so much made the corpse of Joker continuously bleed dead, flaky and dark blood. Link would come over and help clean the mess off Little Mac's floor by licking the yummy blood. Link's a cannibal, after all.

Waluigi loved slitting his wrists all the time. This is because he is still bitter and angry at the world for still not being in Smash Bros. Stupid fucking Daisy meanwhile was screaming "Hi I'm Daisy!" like someone with serious problems. She pissed Waluigi off a lot. King K Rool offered Waluigi to be in the next Smash Brothers game if he helps him kill Daisy. Waluigi was no longer emo that moment.

Daisy was screaming "Hi I'm Daisy!" in the mirror while snorting weed from Peach's gargling mouth. Waluigi barged through the door and blasted Daisy's head open with a mushroom gun. King K Rool thanked Waluigi for his help, then King K Rool rushed over to Daisy's dead corpse and ate it whole. "Hey an alligator's gotta eat!" K Rool said.

Peach was sad her dumb friend Daisy died and got eaten. She swore revenge and King K Rool for eating her dumb friend. King K Rool was licking Daisy's yummy blood off his claws and teeth when Peach tried to pounce on him, when suddenly the Duck Hunt Dog took a massive shit that was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO huge and thick, it flew into Peach's mouth and she swallowed it all, and as she was swallowed the dogshit her body was inflating, and her body inflated so much she popped open like a balloon. Peach's gore and guts, covered in poop by the way, flew all over the place, giving the area a bloody and stinky smell. King K Rool thanked Duck Hunt Dog for killing Peach for him, as K Rool ate Peach's guts and blood off the floor. Duck Hunt Dog laughed at Peach not only for dying, but also her failure of assassinating King K Rool.

Mega Man was shoving his mega buster up his butt when Master Hand came over and asked him to shove his mega buster up his own butt. Mega Man told Master Hand to fuck off because Master Hand doesn't have a butt, let alone an asshole. Master Hand cried and ran away. Master Hand then swore revenge on Mega Man for making fun of him. Master Hand then turned into Crazy Hand and stormed his way to Mega Man. Master Hand took hold of Mega Man and crushed the robot into nothing but a grotesque pile of oil and gears. Master Hand flipped the bird at the pile of rubble that used to be Mega Man and called him "Mega Lame!"

Poke'Man Trainer liked to abuse his Pokemen for fun. This made Isabelle the dog very angry, but aroused the Villager. The Villager asked Pokeman Trainer if he could assist him and punching Pichu to death, and this disgusted Isabelle so much she threatened to kill them. Isabelle got out a machine gun and shot Pokeman Trainer, the Villager, and all of Pokeman Trainer's Pokemen with billions of bullets. Isabelle was happy with her bloody rampage. But then Master Hand showed up and crushed Isabelle to death in his vicious grasp. Master Hand did this because he thought Isabelle was overrated as fuck.

Then, Master Hand saw in the clouds, the face of Sakurai. Sakurai said he's ashamed of how disgusting and creepy Smash Brothers competitive players are and thus, this made him decide to nuke the Smash Brothers universe out of existence. And so with the thunder shot from his own fingers, Sakurai nuked the entire Smash Brothers universe into oblivion, leaving no Smash fucker alive. Kirby tried to run away, but Sakurai knew it would happen so he grabbed the stupid Kirby and ate him alive. Sakurai said Kirby tastes like chicken but with a gummy texture.