Alright guys I am back! Sorry I forgot the disclaimer on my last chapter, but I'll say that the one I put down today will count for all the previous and post chapters to this one. I can get a little spacey about those sometimes. Oh and the bye bye notes from me I can forget to write those sometimes. I guess that I am boring you huh? I tend to ramble on and on a lot, so without further ado, I give you CHAPTER TWO: and the crowd goes wild

Disclaimer: I do not own the show, or the characters. But the things that happen during the test are totally my experience.

Series One: Temari Style

Looks like someone has engraved graffiti on the desk, it says "Neji +Tenten" oh and it's even in a little heart too. Well if that isn't…pathetic I don't know what is……..Okay I admit I wrote that one, as a sand ninja I have an aptitude for practical jokes, or more commonly pranks. This one was almost pure evil, the gennin called Hyuuga Neji is sitting next to me, and he has absentmindedly doodled the girl's name all over his scrap paper. As soon as I noticed and engraved this message into the table his face turned as red as the tomatoes we had with dinner last night. This is very fun for me.

We have fifteen minutes left in our testing, until they unleash the drama known as the 10th question. I am enjoying watching my fellow competitors. It is keeping my attention, for now.

2 minutes

Something miraculous has happened; my older brother's IQ has just lowered past its normal level. Which is usually about that of a goldfish, but now I would rank it somewhere between that of a worm and a rock. His new form of entertainment seems to be making a hugely grotesque scene in the corner. He has his proctor puppet's finger so far up its face that I do believe its eye will pop out. Oh Gods! (A/N: Plural like as if from Egypt, they had many gods like Ra and Anubis. I figured that because they came from the desert the situation may be the same) If I wasn't here Gaara probably would've killed Kankuro by now. Probably because Gaara has since enough to try to stop him from doing something stupid, like now.

Enough about my brothers they aren't important. Okay I admit saying that in front of Gaara is not a good idea, he will stop listening to me. I am bored but the proctor is watching me, and if I try to do something now they may think it is cheating. Don't worry boys I am already done with that I promise. Okay something not so bad, how about re-applying my makeup? First the eyeliner, it should be in my pocket. AGH of core not, Gaara must not have given it back to me this morning. This is dumb; I need a safe for my makeup now. First it was Kankuro steeling my purple lipstick when he ran out of face paint, and now I can't even get my eyeliner back from my BROTHER!

Oh wait look a whole bunch of sand has just materialized on my desk. Great Gaara are you going to get my test dirty now? Oh well let's see if he is going to apologize, no the note says: "Can I kill him now?" What no apology? Fine, I write two words down on the paper that's all I'll need he is smart enough to get it. The paper now says "Dimmit Gaara." I tap my pencil twice, the sign for Gaara to take back the note.

During the wait I sit back and try to think of a way to get Kankuro's intelligence back to its normal level. As the note reappears I realize that there is no possible way to do that, all I have to do is glance at the puppet in the corner and all the faith I have in him (which isn't much) slips from my body and into the void. Looking back down at the note I see Gaara's handwriting form the words: "I gave you your eyeliner back! Look at our dear sweet brother."

Okay in retrospect I was paying too much attention to the puppet when I should've been looking at the puppet master. Looking at him now I almost fall off my chair with amazement at my older brother's stupidity. Instead of purple face paint he has finally cracked and drawn thin black lines into his normal pattern.

AGH WHAT A MORON!

I quickly scribble thanks to Gaara, pull out my scrap paper and begin to write a plan to get my revenge on Kankuro.

4 minutes later

I have come up with a foolproof plan of revenge. Sitting back with satisfaction, I glance back at my work it says:

Kankuro's Downfall

Walk up to his room door

Knock overly loudly

Run away

My evil plot begins to be covered in sand, and I realize that Gaara wants to see it. When the paper returns a note is pinned to it that says: "It took you that long to think up a ding-dong-ditch?" Looking back at my plan I realize why it seemed too familiar to me. Thinking fast I add steps 4-7.

sneak up behind him ( the team has joint rooms)

Hit him on the back of his head with a algebra textbook (All they are good for anyway)

Get my eyeliner back

Laugh evilly

I tap my pencil again and sit down to wait.

2 minutes later

Gaara's reply was slow to come, but when it does his handwriting is shaky as if he had been laughing while he wrote it. There were only two words; his reply is "That's pathetic."

The reason he doesn't like it is because there's no death of a certain puppeteer. I am sorry Gaara, but we need him for now and killing him over eyeliner seems so…melodramatic. Oh well, Gaara will get over it. I'll take him squirrel hunting later. That way he can get out some of that repressed anger. After he killed his last 17 shrinks we had to come up with something else to calm him down. Strangely squirrel hunting works really well. It probably has something to do with the fact that Gaara despises anything cute and fluffy. Especially raccoons for some odd reason Gaara hates the poor animals. Hmm, and until a couple of moths ago I thought he liked them. Infact Kankuro went so far as to say raccoons were Gaara's inspiration a couple of times. Usually the day after he showed up to training with a couple of extra bruises though.

3 minutes later

Finally the proctor has looked away, it's fun time! I catch the eye of a mist ninja sitting across the way and smile. He smiles back and glances toward the top of my mesh undershirt. When he looks back at me I wink, and raise my eyebrows suggestively. The mist Nin's mouth falls open. I should have mentioned before the guy is nerdy looking and his contact with girls is clearly limited to the one on his team who I am guessing has never done this before. The boy turns bright red, worse then the Hyuuga sitting next to me, perfect. Finally I wink one more time, and wait for him to go into dream land.

1 minute later

It worked, he is gone off into a land where only the gods know what will happen, poor them. I touch my fan, and ever so slightly blow a warm mist over his paper. The water mixes with the ink and the wind smears his already messy handwriting into little black rivers crossing his paper like snakes. The trick gets them every time; hopefully he'll choke on the upcoming 10th question and he and his teammates will be disqualified. Hey no one said I didn't prank, mine are just usually more strategic then Kankuro's. The pranks I play actually help our team, and there is no danger of any of the guys I play on coming up to me. Either they are too shy or Gaara gives him the, "Touch my sister and I'll neuter you right here look." That is the one thing our father taught him. Sometimes it is really annoying, but you get used to it. As a kazekage you don't get that much attention anyway. Okay this is funny; everyone is getting all nervous about the next question. The one who is the most nervous is a guy in an orange jumpsuit with blonde hair like a porcupine. I see Kankuro looking towards him and immediately know what he is thinking: Constipated Moose. Oh great, not again.

2 minutes later

I pull my trick on two others. The first one it worked like a charm he went off faster then the other one. The second looked like a good pick, a guy with long dark hair pulled up in a pony tail who was with the strange guy who yelled this morning. He seemed lazy enough to be nerdy, and he finished his test really fast. When I tried it on him it all seemed to work, until the very last part, when I winked at him, he winked back. That has never happened before, who is this guy?

1 minute later

Okay the big guy with the funny head is writing the "special rules" for the next question. How lame, like he could stop me from being a ninja if I got it wrong. I know it is stupid, but I am a kazekage he couldn't stop me if he tried. So it doesn't matter at all, but a bunch of the others are starting to sweat. This is going to be entertaining. So far a whole bunch of people have quit and Kankuro's moose guy is yelling something. How lame.

5 minutes later

There was no question, some stupid mind game about bravery. Well oh well, now we get to go kick some butt in the practical part that'll make Gaara happy.

Kankuro just erupted into laughter he is practically screaming. I hit him on the back of the head when I realize he tied someone's feet to a chair so they would fall. I haven't done that since 1st grade.

When he finishes laughing he turns to us and says,

"Did you guys see that kid in the orange outfit? He looked like a constipated moose."

I sigh, here we go again.

Alright guys I am sorry I took so long to update. Just had a lot to do. The next one is Gaara, hope I get him right. crosses fingers

Anyway I love getting reviews from you guys, keep 'em coming. If you guys have any ideas about Gaara's opinions put them in reviews I am hoping to get him right 'cause I luv him and you guy's help will really matter. I don't pretend to know everything about him so tell me what you think. Remember it'll be his opinions on the first exam for now. Thanks bunches. R&R

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