Hello and welcome to "A Dream My Friend Had Once"!

Last night I had this…Interesting dream…it involved Inuyasha, Sango, Kouga, Kagura, Naraku, Suikotsu, Renkotsu, Bankotsu, and Jakotsu as well as characters from other anime.

Enjoy.

I don't own Inuyasha or any other anime, this is not meant to be offensive or Mary-sue in anyway, they are only dreams and discussions, nothing more.

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Baseball: Anime Style!

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Hey there! My name is Tsukino Usagi or in the English version anime Serena Tsukino! I'm secretly known as Sailor Moon and the author has no idea why I was in her dream, she hates me! But that's beside the point. I just entered a new school and I'm going to try out for the baseball team, why? Who knows! That's just how the dream went.

Transferring with me are two of my friends, though one of them didn't even go to the same school with me before, Mizuno Ami and Hino Rei or in the English version, Amy Mizuno and Raye Hino.

We're here at tryouts and there are only two other girls, Sango and Miaka… though there is a boy who acts like a girl, his name Jakotsu. It's kind of weird, I think the boy with the long braid, Bankotsu is his boyfriend or something. Any way, the team name is Redfield Combat, no clue what that means; it has nothing to do with the school at all. School name is "Shoujo to Shounen" weird name but it wasn't my dream…

The boys here are in few words, hot. Almost as cute as my Mamoru(Darien)! The team captain is Bankotsu, the second in command is Renkotsu, he's cute, but he'd look better with hair… Our team's mascot is Inuyasha, I love his ears! The other team members are Suikotsu, the Manager, Jakotsu, the gay/girl hating weirdo, Sango, the brawn, Miaka, the cater, Noriko, more brawn, and Ryouga, more brawn and our bus driver. The newest team members are Rei, Ami, and I.

It's the day of our first big game! We're up against the school rivals, Greenfield village Killers, once again no clue; their schools name has something to do with toads. The team Captain is Naraku, second in command is Kagura, Kouga is their mascot…I love his tail! The other members are Nakago, the Manager, Shuichi, gay/obsessive weirdo, Ten'ou Haruka (Amara Ten'ou), the brawn and one of my friends, Akane the cater, Soi, more brawn, and Ranma more brawn and their personal thief.

So, the guys were practicing before the big match and forced us girls to sit on the swing set and watch…sexist jerks… they did give us some baseballs to throw around though. I picked one up, or tried to anyway, "What the…?" I pulled on it, but it wouldn't budge, "Gah! Since when are baseballs so heavy?"

'What do you mean, Usagi-chan?" Ami looked at one of the balls, looked perfectly normal to her. She picked one up, or tried to… "Oh my, you're right!" her eyes widen slightly.

Rei tried to pick one up next, "Urg! It feels like someone filled it with lead!"

Sango and Akane both easily picked them up, "I don't get it, it's not that heavy." Akane eyes the ball in her hand suspiciously and shrugged.

"My hiraikotsu is much heavier." Sango dropped the ball and all looked as a huge crater formed where it had landed.

"Heh, how surprising, that humans like you would have such strength." Kagura snuffed and stood up with Soi, as the game was about to start. We were up to hit first. Luckily they came to us, our driver, Ryouga, doesn't seem to have much of a sense of direction.

I grabbed a bat and stood at the plate, with balls that heavy there was no way anyone would be able to pick them up, aside from Akane, who wasn't pitching. The boy called Ranma was pitching…and he picked it up…wow. O.o And he threw it and it went straight through my bat…I liked that bat…

We're out on the field now, the author's dream skipped a bit. Oh well… Kouga is batting and Ryouga is pitching. Ryouga, I've noticed is strong, as is Kouga…both are a bit dense, but at least Ryouga remembered to bring a bat when he batted! Kouga seems to be just using his limbs, can he do that? He shouldn't be able to but this is anime baseball! Anything can happen! n.n

And we've skipped again, Jakotsu is up to bat and Akane is pitching now. She winds up, Jakotsu is using his sword as a bat, and she throws it. And Jakotsu gets smacked in the head…ow that had o hurt!

'Why you…Filth! How dare you!" Jakotsu yelled how would he get Bankotsu and Inuyasha with a bruised face! He unleashed the power of his mighty Jakotsutou

The snake blade whizzed by Akane who in turn screamed, "R-Ranma!"

Two boys rushed to Akane, Ranma and Ryouga! "AKANE!"

"Ryouga no, she's the enemy and you're going the wrong way!" Inuyasha glared at the fanged human boy.

After that Bankotsu and Suikotsu managed to calm Jakotsu down telling him Bankotsu would still love him even if he did have a bruised face and he could seduce Inuyasha after it healed.

Shuichi was on third, yes we switched again, and Nakago was calling to him after Soi hit and ran, Renkotsu was trying to tag Shuichi with the ball and the poor boy wasn't running fast enough, "Come on, Shuichi! You can do it, run faster!" Nakago's voice was low and deep, much like another blond…

Shuichi paused at the voice and his eyes watered, "Yu-YUKIIIIII!" He was a tornado now rivaling even Kouga's speed! He crashed into Nakago completely missing the base, "YUUUUUKIIIIIII!"

Soi hit base and talked Shuichi, "That's my NAKAGO! NA-KA-GO!"

"YUKI!"

"NAKAGO!"

"MAMORU!"

"TAMAHOME!"

"HOTOHORI!"

Soi and Shuichi glared at Noriko, Miaka, and I, "STAY OUT OF THIS!"

Miaka and I both laughed and replied, "Sorry, felt left out…" stomachs growl… "I'm hungry…" we both look at each other and smile walking off to get some cake! Noriko paying of course!

Meanwhile…

"YUKI!"

"NAKAGO!"

"YUKI!"

"NAKAGO!"

"YUKI!"

"NAKAGOOO!"

"YUUKIII!"

"NAKAGO!"

"YUKIIIIIIIII!"

Shuichi and Soi both huffed, catching their breath when another upstart arose.

"Akane!"

"INUYASHA!"

Jakotsu attached to Ranma upon hearing the voice.

"I'm over here idiot!"

"Inuyasha!"

Jakotsu then latched to the real Inuyasha as Ranma began shivering in disgust, he was hugged by a gay man…ewww.

Bankotsu was usually a nice guy…but he was getting jealous…"Jakotsu!" He tackled Jakotsu and they went to get his mind off Inuyasha…only they didn't really leave anywhere…

"Ew! GET A ROOM! I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT!" Inuyasha glared and his mind wondered…sigh… "Kikyou…"

Naraku and Suikotsu both perked at the name, sigh, "Kikyou…"

Inuyasha glared at them both…"Hey, back OFF! Kikyou's MINE!"

Suikotsu and Naraku both glared back.

"What about Kagome?" Sango looked skeptically at the hanyou.

"Kagome…Kikyou…Kagome…Kikyou…can't I have both…?" this sounded much like the other mantra going on.

"Akane…Akari…Akane…Akari…Er…" Apparently Ranma told Ryouga to pick one…

"KAGOME'S MY MATE MUTT!" Kouga of the yourouzoku glared at his rival. And was then dragged off by a wind witch.

"Yeah right…wolf boy! You're mine!" Kagura dragged the poor wolf away kicking and screaming.

All the while Noriko, Miaka, and Usagi ate while talking about Hotohori, Tamahome, and Mamoru, Sango and Haruka discussed fighting techniques, Ami and Rei tried figure out where Usagi had gone, and poor Renkotsu just watched the dramatic debate/s.

"YUKI!"

"NAKAGO!"

"Akane…Akari…"

"Akane…cute or uncute?"

"Ranma…Jerk or…or…? Yeah…jerk."

"Kikyou…Kagome…"

"MY KIKYOU!"

"Lady Kikyou is not a thing! SHE IS FAR TO LOVELY TO GO TO A DEMON SUCH AS YOU NARAKU!"

"BANKOTSU!"

"JAKOTSU!"

Renkotsu:…ew…they really should get a room…

Mera: comes out of nowhere with a butcher knife DIE RENKOTSU!

Renkotsu: ARG!

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And so it ends…my dreams…are weird….-.-

Please review! n.n

Ja!