Dream My Friend Had Once: 20
Welcome to chapter 20!
First off I'd like to address one of my reviewers,
Dear inu's girl,
To answer your question for your first review for chapter 14…
Mera-chan is a huge and I mean HUGE Jakotsu/Bankotsu fan, she has nothing against bald guys she just hates Renkotsu for how he betrayed the other Shichinin-tai and for what he did to Jakotsu. I too hate him for it as well, just not as much and not as out spoken as Mera-chan... n.n;
Also, with me your e-mail is safe, however if you didn't want anyone else to know your e-mail it might have been a better idea to send me a private e-mail, when you review the review is cast for everyone else to see, so if someone wanted to know the address they'd only need to look in the 'reviews' section. For future reference, if you'd like to send me anything private that other's shouldn't know then my e-mail can be found on my bio page. n.n
P.S: The e-mail address you gave me didn't work anyway, thus the reason I send my message through this chapter. I also couldn't find your pen name in the database, I tried virtually everything to contact you, and this was the only option that seemed to work. I will also have the review containing the e-mail removed just incase, that way no one will beable to see it or anything.
-Inukochan-
I really didn't have anything planned for this chapter, I basically just wanted to reply to Inu's Girl, but I don't want anyone to be disappointed so I'll come up with something anyway! n.n
Now, I'm just thinking of this off of the top of my head, so it'll probably be either really weird, really stupid, really not making sense, or all of the above.
Enjoy the madness!
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Sogno del Lupo/ Linee di ripresa
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Kouga ran fast, faster than ever… maybe a bit too fast he realized, as he didn't even notice he went straight through 21 trees, 5 boulders, 1 mountain, and 3 random villagers. He stopped in his tracks surveying the damage he'd caused and noticed that he knew one of the villagers he'd trampled.
He blinked and stared on at the woman who was twitching on the ground, much uncharacteristically, "Demon slayer?" he cautiously nudged Sango with his foot and she continued to twitch, then laughed as though she were on ecstasy, marijuana, and a large potion of various alcohols. He shook off the feeling of unease; this was most unlike her…from what he knew of her anyway. "Where is Kagome?" looking around the area he noticed only the taijiya was there, no mutt, no monk, and no runt.
The taijiya's only answer was, (1)"Maledizione siete caldi! Non ho saputo mai... Avete tutta l'idea quanto corto che il cuoio è, posso vedere quasi tutto da giù qui!" then she laughed more a small blushappearing across her cheeks.
Kouga visibly twitched, what language was she speaking…she was Japanese as far as he and his senses could tell, and she'd never spoken out of the language, maybe the hit hurt her more internally, did she hit her head? "Anou…slayer…you ok?" his left eye continued twitching as she spoke in a twisted tongue.
(2)" Avete così estremità piacevole! L'OH e quegli occhi... Lo sposerete? Desidero sopportare i vostri bambini allora li mangio! Allora... l'OH li mangerò... che li mangerò merce! Il ragazzo del lupo di Come'er, li ha lasciati giocare il soldato!" with that she jumped on Kouga, thoroughly freaking him out and causing him to run like a mad man with her some how managing to stay attached to his waist.
The week passed and Sango never once left Kouga, she stalked him quite nicely and always seemed to be there at the most inappropriate times. So, Kouga, the poor wolf boy, confronted her…
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
(3)" Posso ora molestarlo?"
"I don't understand a damn thing you're saying, speak normally woman!"
(4)"Li gradirei al ---- del -------del ----- del ----! Otteniamo l'albero del --- del ---- di Threesome del --- del ---- di Ramen del --- del ----- di inizio del ---- ed allora il canguro del ----- del ---!" insert insane laughter here.
"ARG!" Kouga glared at the woman in derision and sniffed around, hoping to catch whiff of Kagome, she might know what to do. There it was! Kagome was closer than he though! He grabbed the slayer and rushed towards the scent.
(5)"Dove noi che andiamo? In qualche luogo più riservato?" her voice oozed with suggestion and Kouga didn't like it. He didn't know what she was saying and it freaked him out!
"Thank god! Kagome!" He skidded to a halt in front of Kagome and the rest of her pack and set the taijiya down next to her. "Kagome you have to help me, you're friend is insane!" he huffed and pleaded with the miko, but to his horror the answer he got was not what he wanted…
Kagome smiled at Kouga and replied, (6)"L'OH ciao, Kouga-kun. Però desiderate essere il mio compagno? Sono più di volere è Sango-chan ed Inuyasha può unirsi dentro! Forse livelli Miroku, sto ritenendo crespo, lascili ottengono una certe corda e catena!" she gave an evil laugh as did Sango and Inuyasha, Miroku only smirked and gave a lecherous lick to his lips.
Kouga's eye twitched once more as he heard one last thing before blacking out what he heard was the worst yet, he didn't know what it meant, but in the way it was said and from whom said it, he was sure he would want to know, thus passing out would be best, Inuyasha spoke in a low husky voice towards the wolf, (7)"Sogno di questo lupo, io sogno di voi belli..."
The next morning Kouga awoke alone in the cave of his men, it had all been a dream? He sighed glad for it and looked to his friends and right and left hand men, Hakkaku and Ginta. "Good morning. Anything to report?" They didn't come to his quarters often so they must have something to say.
And oh did they say it, they both said to Kouga in similar voices, same tongue and all, (8) "Nizza per vederla è in su, bello. Vorrebbe continuare la notte scorsa?" they each gave a devilish smirk.
Kouga could only do one thing…scream and run like hell…
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Hope you liked it! It's supposed to be Italian, I don't speak Italian though, I used "AltaVista – Babel Fish Translation" to get the Italian version.
Here are the translations!
(1): Damn you're hot! I never knew… Do you have any idea how short that pelt is, I can see almost everything from down here!
(2): You have such a nice butt! Oh and those eyes… Will you marry me? I wish to bear your children then eat them! Then…oh I'll eat you…I'll eat you good! Come'er wolf boy, let's play soldier!
(3): Can I molest you now?
(4): I'd like to ---- ----- ------ ---- you! Let's get ---- start -------- Ramen ---- --- Threesome ---- --- tree and then -------- kangaroo!
(5): Where we going? Someplace more private?
(6): Oh hello, Kouga-kun. Do you still want to be my mate? I'm more than willing if Sango-chan and Inuyasha can join in! Maybe even Miroku, I'm feeling kinky, let's get some rope and chain!
(7): I dream of this wolf, I dream of you lovely...
(8): Nice to see you're up, lovely. Would like to continue last night?
And the title "Sogno del Lupo" is supposed to mean, "I Dream of Wolf" and "Linee di ripresa" is supposed to mean "Pick-up lines"
Oh and for the second one, there's this pick up line that goes like, "(you)Hey! Wanna play war/soldier? (reply)WHAT? (you)Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!" or something like that, that's how I got the "let's play soldier" idea.
That's all for now! I hope you enjoyed it! nn Sorry for all the crudity in this chapter…v.v; I hope it doesn't offend many if any people, if it does then I sincerely apologize. I had no intention of offending anyone and I ask for forgiveness from those who I have. Thank you. n.n
Please review.
Ja!
