Dream My Friend Had Once: 21
Ok…this dream was just…weird…and short, but mostly weird.
I have no clue where this came from…
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My Wife Lives in A Hole
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In this dream, I had it about two nights ago; Miroku is walking through the forest.
As Miroku journeyed on he met up with Sango, Inuyasha, and Kouga.
Sango looked to Miroku in confusion, his forehead was pealing skin and a hole was appearing, "Houshi-sama…that hole…It's…It's not another wind tunnel is it?" her eyes widen in disbelief.
Inuyasha cocked an eyebrow, "Can the kazaana even be placed on someone's head?"
Miroku sighed and responded to both, "No this is where my wife would have lived."
The yourouzoku leader looked at the monk skeptically, "You have a wife?"
"No, she died and then I ate her. However, if she had lived we would have made this hole our home and raise our fine young children until they were just tender and crisp enough to sell, we would have so many we would have cured world hunger all across Japan and Asia."
"Houshi-sama, that's not the entire world though." Sango smiled, she wished she could be Miroku's wife and have him eat her after conceiving a child for them both to consume, screw the rest of the world, she was hungry now.
"Yes, I know. My wife and I ate them…or would have if she'd lived…My poor wife, if only she were woman, oh if only she weren't a tree! My dear wife how could you let that rock deceit you so? My poor chickens will never be born now…"
The poor monk sobbed as the scene changed to a waterfall and a lion jumping off of a bridge while screaming, "Love the rocks and don't feed the animals you crazy monkeys!"
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And so it ends…twitch Clearly one of my stranger dreams…twitchtwitch
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