Yay! I got some more insane-ish-nesh of the Bakura theme. WOOT! ;)

Oh, joy...What next; I'm in a fanfic?((snort))

((blank stare))Actually, yeah.

...Nooooooo!((runs off))

((sigh))Read it, please:D

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Hikari made me go with him on a stupid trip to England. Stupid hikari, he should know that it's across the sea, and that he'd miss way too much school if he tried to go. I told him, he didn't listen. Stupid hikari...

So, now we're on our way to something called an 'airpate'. Ryou says that I'll be able to see it in a se---

Wow. There's a whole lot full of giant, steel birds just sitting in there. I wonder what they do? We're getting out of the car, Ryou parked near some of these giant silver birds, that stupid fence. If only I could take over one of them and get them to come to my side...

Oh, we're going inside now and getting the ticket to go to England. I think Hikari said they're 'pastparts'. Wait, doesn't that seem dangerous? They must mean we're going to fix the birds or something. Hey, wait a second.

((Hikari! Are we going to ride those birds all the way to London?))

(As a matter of fact, we are. And, no, you can't come out 'til we're on the plane.)

Oh. So that's what they were called. Those plane-birds didn't look too comfortable to ride on, though...Hey, since when do I care? I am the almighty Touzoku Ou Bakura!(AN:-Chan XD) Since when do I care? Wait, how do I even know if Ryou is telling the truth? I bet we're not even going to England! He's probably trying to con me into something, like when he dragged me off to that church. Well, just like last time, I'm so not going to give in. I, the almighty Touzoku Ou Bakura(AN:-CHAN!) will not be humiliated!

Okay, so now this lady's voice just announced that Gate 37 is now boarding. Hey, that's what it says on Hikari's pastpart, "Flight:Gate 37". I guess he wasn't kidding. So, he got his bag onto a moving carpet and--- hey, since when do carpets move? This place is seriously out of whack.

Ryou went up to a lady by a door marked "Gate 37" and showed her the pastpart. She nodded and let him into the hallway. There was another moving carpet, and Ryou stepped on it.

((Ryou!))

I banished the thing to the Shadow Realm; hey, it was ominous! Hikari glared at me.

(Bakura! You just sent the moving sidewalk to the Shadow Realm! You baka!)

((Hey, it's not my fault it was attacking you!))

Ryou growled and closed the link. Sheesh. For a hikari, he sure was evil.

We got off of the now-not-moving carpet and stepped into a giant room. We got to his seat it said on the pastpart and waited for everyone to pass.

(You can come out, 'Kura. No one's sitting here. Just, don't make a sce---)

I cut off the link and came out of the darn ring."I swear that thing's getting smaller by the second..."I grumbled. Ryou laughed."Or, you could be getting bigger!"I couldn't help but smile---no! I couldn't help but smirk; Touzoku Ou Bakura(AN:cough-Chancough) does not smile! Anyways, a lady's voice echoed in the room."Please fasten your seatbelts, ladies and gentleman. We are clear for takeoff."She then repeated that in Spanish, French, English and German. How do I know? Hikari.

"Bakura, get your seat belt on!"Ryou hissed. I groaned."Fine." I snapped the leather strap into place and waited. And waited. And waited. And whined."Are we there yeeeeeeeet?" Ryou twitched."No, we're not. Now, act your age; you're attracting stares." I grinned."Oh, but Ryou! How should a 3000+year-old act?"I tried to look as innocent as possible without cracking up as I said that. My light twitched.

"Bakura,"He hissed again."If you don't quit being an idiot,"The room started moving."Then I will be forced to push you out the window while this aircraft is flying. Kapish?"I cringed. Jeez, who woke up on the wrong side of the hay?

Whoa. Did...did he just say we were flyi---

I jolted back in my seat as my ears began to pop and the world outside the window I was sitting by went blurring by. So this is how we were getting to London...

'Note to self,' I thought as the steel bird ascended.'Don't ever trust a hikari; you just never know...'

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Ra that seemed too short...

Good riddance.

TT Ya-huh...don't make me ground you...

((freezes still))

((chirps))That's better! Sorry for the chappie length...((shot))My plot bunny, Mel-Mel, ran away.((pouts))

YAY!((glared at by Sam))...

Despite the length, review please!((excited smile))

Kume Angel