Summary: My first fic with Clanker as the main charrie. You like? Clanker's the one one who first attacks Will, and says, "Down on your marrow bones and pray!" He has a cool hat and seaweed for hair. The reason for this fic, is that (to me) it always sounds like he's saying, "It's time for yummy bones and bread!" XD
Disclaimer: Don't own it. But, I hope to be obtaining a hat similar to Clanker's sometime soon. I heart his hat!
I stare at the scrumptious thing I have on my plate in front of me. As I survey my handiwork, my mouth waters, and I savor the thought of eating my creation.
My bones and bread.
No one else on the crew understands what a treat this is. Barely any of them have even tried it. I got Maccus to try it once, but he spat it back in my face.
I've never asked Captain Davy Jones to try it, but I doubt that would be a wise thing to do.
Oh, well. More for me.
Carefully, I pick it up, and examine it, admiring it's simplicity. Bones and bread- that's pretty much it, aside from a few things I throw in when I can.
I take the first, delicious, crunchy bite.
Suddenly, I hear the door burst open, and someone stomps in and roars, "What are you doing lazing about, Clanker? Get back on deck! The Captain wants to summon the Kraken!
Ah, it's Jimmylegs. What a displeasure- he doesn't like me much.
Sighing, I put down my sandwich, and get up.
I wince as Jimmylegs cracks his whip across my back. "Stop stalking and move!" he rumbles.
As I leave, I glance back one more time at my bones and bread.
Fear not my beloved. I think. I'll be back for you in time.
