Hello and welcome to "A Dream My Friend Had Once"!
This chapter is just a random thought that crossed my mind when I was flipping channels, one show I flipped past happened to be pokemon, and thus the thought was born! n.n
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What the Hell is A Pou-kei-monu?
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Misty, Ash, Brock (Sp?), and Pikachu were walking through some random forest when Tokapi (Sp?) ran out of sight. The traveling companions worried ran after the little egg like…thing? They knew they'd find it, what they didn't know is what they were about to find along with it (Do pokemon have genders? Is Tokapi a girl, a guy, or possibly a hermaphrodite? I'll just continue to call it an it…).
Ash and co. ran deeper into the forest and found little Tokapi in the clutches of…dun dun DUUUUNN, something that they didn't know what it was so they assumed it was a new pokemon!
Kouga held the little egg…thing…and leered at it (leerleerleerleerleerleerLEERLEERLEERleerleerleerleer………LEEEEEEEERRRR) "What the hell is this, food?"
Inuyasha joined in at looking at it as it cried out, "Pi, toto, katokapiiiii."
Sesshoumaru huffed, "Cease this nonsense, Inuyasha! Either fight or go back to your human! I will just defeat Naraku myself!"
Inuyasha glared at his brother, "Like hell you will! I'll be the one to take Naraku's head!"
Naraku looked to the egg…thing… he had only recently turned into his newest form (Ya know the one with the spikes and the red eye coming out of the chest… that eye is just sooo…HOT!) "That-that thing is-is…so…CUUUUTE!" and thus the horrible, tedious, EVIL Naraku snatched poor Tokapi from Kouga's grasp and glomped it, making baby noises to it and even going to the lengths of rubbing his cheeks on it…the vile, evil little bastard!
Misty could only scream, "ASH! Do something that pokemon is hurting Tokapi!"
Naraku looked at the woman skeptically, "What the hell is a pou-kei-monu?"
However, he never got his answer… "Pikachu, thunder bolt attack!" Ash was going to catch these new pokemon if it killed him!
"Piiiikaaachuuuuuuu!"
The lightning hit Naraku who in sync dropped little Tokapi and then turned to Sesshoumaru crying, "Sesshoumaru! Kill that little ingrate, he bruised my beautiful face! How can Akago look up to me if I look like this! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! You'll hate me! Who wants a lover/mate with a shocked face? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Kouga's eyes widen slightly, "You're with Naraku? I thought you were trying to kill him?"
"You idiot Naraku you blew our cover!" Sesshoumaru scowled at the wailing Naraku who in turn apologized and gave the dog demon lord of the west a great big slobbery kiss!
"Oh…ewww…I did not need to hear nor see that…" Inuyasha's face scrunched in disgust.
"What? Quit acting so high and mighty, you and the wolf are together! Aren't you rivals? Rivals my ass! The only thing you fight for is top!" Sesshoumaru stuck out his tongue to his younger brother.
This wasn't going anywhere, Ash just had to catch one, he had to! He would go insane if he didn't! Gotta catch 'em all, gottacatch'emall, gottacatch'emall, GOTTACATCH'EMALL! WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! "Pikachu! QUICK ATTACK!"
Pikachu slammed himself into Kouga, going for the kill!
"Ah! DAMNIT YOU LITTLE RODENT, THAT WAS MY LEG!" Kouga then proceeded to grab the mouse like thing by its tail and rip off its head…lovely dear…just lovely.
Ash gasped, "They killed Pikachu!"
Brock's eyes narrowed, "You bastards!"
Then Inuyasha knocked the humans out, tossed them into the closest village and left with Kouga.
Later, Sesshoumaru and Naraku made up and decided to make a little brother or sister for Akago so he wouldn't feel bad about being the youngest later.
Around that same time Kouga and Inuyasha were eating fried Pikachu and roasted Tokapi, toped off with a long night of hot, steamy, MAN poker…then some loving with occasional fights over 'who got to be top tonight'.
And every one lived happily ever after…Tralalalala!
End!
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Thank you!
Ja!
