You the readers can pick the pairing I personally don't care at all.

I do not own Inuyasha or Yu Yu Hakasho

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Kagome walked down the street of modern Tokyo with her super annoying friends mean all the while rolling her eyes at the foreign language called, Gossip.

"So Kagome what's up with your boyfriend?" whatever the one with the wavy black hair was called asked.

'Okay, totally random but I better answer them' Kagome just stood there for about 3.5 minutes.

"Uh, don't know." Kagome answered eyes shifting trying to find an escape. Everyone sweat dropped.

"But he's your boyfriend."

"So?"

"Is he cheating on you with that strangely suspicious girl that looks like you?"

'They're so dense but, in this situation I'm glad.'

Flashback

The problem was that the well was sealed and they just barely beat Naraku. During the battle Naraku penetrated her energy field and made a hole in her stomach with his tentacle. The bad part was it left a scar, now she couldn't wear a bikini or belly shirt, Thanks Naraku, you're the best. After he put the tentacle through my stomach I dramatically fell to the ground and Inuyasha cried out Kagome about 100 times like a whiny baby god it's only a flesh wound. Then Inuyasha attacked, I healed then I got out a bow and arrow, sighed, aimed it, and shot. Naraku screamed like a girl as he screamed "I'm melting." The only thought that ran through my mind was "So?"

Sango and Miroku got married had bountiful children ya know the whole deal. Shippo found a nice fox family, which I personally interviewed. I told Shippo I'd see him in 500 years, I wonder why he was crying. I killed Kikyou with my tessan or iron fan that I stole from Kagura. Let's just say I feel whole but, Inuyasha was like WTF! You killed my true love or somewhere along those lines. I didn't care what he shouted at me but when he went into a blind rage that's where I drew the line. Then the jewel got all glowy and stuff so I did the only logical thing, I threw it.

A person came out of the jewel and looked at me expectedly

"What?"

"Why in hell would you throw the jewel that every demon is after in a forest full of demons?"

"It was glowing."

"Whatever just tells me your wish?"

"Nothin I can think of can I just guard it."

"You mean I have to wait hundreds of years just so you can guard the jewel?"

"Yep, that just about sums it up."

"You bitch can't I just rest in peace."

"Hey you can rest in peace if you make me a full demon." Inuyasha suddenly appeared.

Kagome and the figure just stared at him.

"What does this have to do with me?" Kagome asked

"And only Kagome can make the wish because she was the one that put the jewel back together."

"That's not fair I did most of the work."

"Well technically Kagome physically put it together by purifying it and fusing it together with her energy."

Meanwhile Kagome was looking quite smug and said "It was all skill now I command you to go back in your jewel and get around my neck."

The figure rolled her eyes but, did as she was told.

"Now to the future and beyond." Shouted Kagome and jumped into the well.

End Flashback

Meanwhile Kagome's 'friends' were starting to get creeped out.

"Maybe she's on a new drug that makes her have flashbacks."

"I heard that and why did you me invite here anyway."

"To ask you if you want to join the Minamino Shuuichi Minamino Shuuichi Minamino Shuuichi Minamino Shuuichi fan club."

"Who's Minamino Shuuichi?"

Everyone on the street including the dog and old lady "You never heard of Minamino Shuuichi." The whole street exclaimed.

"No who is he."

"Kagome he's only the hottest guy in the world with sparkling green eyes and luscious red locks not to mention an ass of a god."

It was Kagome's turn to gasp.

"You heard of him." They asked hopefully.

"No of course not but no one can have an ass like my cat."

Everyone fell over anime style. "See look" Kagome said while pulling out her cat from behind her back. Then Buyo started shaking his butt. Everyone did admit that Buyo had a nice ass. "Yeah baby, shake that ass Buyo." Kagome cheered.

That exact moment Yusuke and friends walked around the corner to see a huge crowd crowded around something.

"Hey Urameshi do you think it's a street fight?"

"I f it is I'm fighting."

When they went to go investigate they were curious because they felt some strong energy but, it was pure. When they got a good view all of them, except Hiei who just stood there, anime fell. First, off there was a cat that was shaking his butt. Then there was the girl who was cheering and saying crude things and slapping the cat's butt every now and then. And finally there was the crowd that was acting like they were like they were in a fight club cheering and wolf-whistling.

Yusuke recognized the girl who was slapping the cat's butt.

"Kagome what in the hell are you doing." the girl now identified as Kagome turned around and stared at Yusuke.

"Urameshi I knew you were cheating on Keiko." Kuwabara shouted.

"Idiot she's my cousin."

"Oh, so that's who you are." Kagome finally said.

"So Kagome was that you're cat." Kuwabara asked

"Yeah what of it."Kagome said Kuwabara walking up to Kuwabara till they're faces were a inch apart.

"He's out of shape and his butt is flabby."

"Oh no, you didn't" waving her finger in his face.

"Yeah and my cat has a better butt then yours."

Everybody gasped.

"Well your cat's a papa's boy."

It was Kuwabara's turn to gasp. Buyo high-fived Kagome.

All of a sudden Botan appeared "Yusuke you have another mission."

"Botan you idiot don't you realize there's people here."

"Yusuke." Said a voice behind him , it was Kagome "you're a…………………..

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Cliffhanger. I'm surprised that people even read this far. I'll update hopefully soon just as soon as I finish my summer reading

Please review so I can make things better on my story you can also ask for a specific pairing.