JUSTINE +$SHANNON'S STUPID, RANDOM, SHORT STORIES

1. SORA'S WALK IN THE PARK!

Sora was walking in the park when he saw a squirel. He was really,really,really,really...(let us think of a word)... fat.( It's kinda sad.)Anywho, on with the story.

( $- Does this story have a plot? - it's random ... does it need one? $- IDK that's why i'm asking you. - IDK let's just get back to the story ok. $- ok!)...

... Sora was walking in the park when he saw a squirel. He was really,really,really,really fat.Sora decided to ...well...be Sora.He picked up a stone and chucked it at the squirel. It turns out the squirel has anger management. It's not going to be pretty. ( $- those of you that have weak hearts, or go into shock easy ... you might not want to read the rest. -but if you are just crazy people like both of us keep on reading...hahaha! ) Sora yelled at the squirel '' Hey nitwit! Becha can't catch me , you're to slooooow ... and fat,just like your grandmother!'' So Sora starts jumping up and down acting like a maniac. ( $- while he is doing this there are a few of his friends spying on him like

24161,6180,60057,and 300070, we don't want to mention any names .They want to be a secret!SHHHHHH!) Sora got a stupid surge. He started to call the squirel names.

" Hey Fred , umm George, what about Bob? NOOO Jiggalypuff! I'm going to call you Jiggalypuff! I love you! ( correction now it's not going to be pretty) As it turns out the sqiurel wasn't geting the idea of the anger 'management' sooo... he took off after Sora. Sora was running,and running,and running around the tree. Eventually the squirel ( aka jigallypuff) stopped and cut him off since he was smarter then Sora.( OMG a rock, no dirt is smarter then sora.) 'Jigallypuff' got ahold of Soras ankle.He was biting him so hard that his ankle fell off. "owwwwwwwwwwww" Sora yelled. The squirel decided to move up to his head...and decided to cut his head off... kidding he cut off all of his hair. "nooooo...not the hair, it defies the laws of 'real' phisics.Well not any more but..." ( 24161- why don't we help him? 6180 - beacause there is nothing on t.v.) Sora and the squirel ran around and around and around the tree again untill... SORA DROPPED DEAD!

'' MY NAME IS NOT FRED,GEORGE ,BOB OR JIGGALLY...WHATEVER! IT'S ANSEM! SEE WHAT I HAVE TO GO THROUGH NOW!