Welcome to a dream my friend had once chapter 29!
A close friend of mine wanted me make this for her. However, this is not one that includes any animes, so I changed the names so it was Inuyasha characters, it's stupidly funny so I felt like sharing. This is a skit my dear friend Ami-chan wanted us to do in honor of leaving the high school. This was like last year by the way, anyway, some of this really did happen and it was meant to portray how we usual are, so by using the Inuyasha characters it'll be probably very OOC, but sometimes it's funnier that way! n.n
Note all characters will be going to Kagome's high school, that way it makes more sense and I don't have to change much…
Characters:
Sam- me, the writer
Inuyasha
Kouga
Sango -- she'll be most OOC, she's taking the place of my friend Ami (She's the close friend. I'm making Sango her because she hates Sango and I think it would be humorous for Sango to have a butt fetish)
Kagome
Miroku
Sesshoumaru
Kagura
Ayame
Naraku
Kanna
Kikyou
Kohaku
Shippou --- Apparently he's a very short high-schooler…
Rin --- Also a short high-schooler
Bankotsu
Jakotsu
Ginta
Hakkaku
Hakudoshi
Jaken
I'm lazy, so if I missed anyone else they will be the random people in the background…
Random People in Background are RPB
Random people walking through hallway are RPWH
Warning: Is in Script format!
And so with out further adieu, please read, review, and enjoy! n.n
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Farwell to Thee Our Beloved High School; We Welcome Thy New Life
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Sango: YEEEEEEEEEEE! MOVING UP, WE'RE MOVING UP!
Kikyou: Ngeh…
Miroku: Owww... Quit kicking me, Sam…
Sam: No you forgot my book…
Miroku: I said I'd bring it tomorrow.
Sam: To bad…
Sango: Is anyone listening to me?
Kagura/Kouga/Naraku: No…
Sango: SAM! No one's listening to me!
Sam: Aw… poor San-chan…hugs It'll be ok…-gropes chest-
Sango: Ok…Heehee -Gropes butt-
Sam: …Hey!
Sango: I'm sorry, please don't hurt me!
RPB: ………
RPWH: -Giving us all weird looks-
Sam: -is somehow now sitting on Kouga-
Kouga: Can't breathe…
Shippou and Inuyasha: -talking about video games-
Sesshoumaru: -Looking at everyone as though they are morons-
Rin: -Walks into area- Morning everyone!
Kohaku/Kanna: Hey Rin. -Wave-
Rin: -Tries to give Jaken a hug-
Jaken: Noooo….
Sango: Everyone listen up!
Sango: -being ignored-
Sam: If you don't listen we'll grope you!
All: -visibly twitch-
RPWH: -give more weird looks-
Sam: Good…See San-chan, you just need to be louder and make threats.
Sango: Ok then… -embarrassed-
Sam: Ok everyone! We're going to do a skit in honor of leaving the high school! If you don't participate in some way I, Sango, or some random pedophile we get off the street will molest you. Thank you! I have made the script feel free to ignore it and go by your own lines, that's what'll make it interesting in the long run! -Smile-
Bankotsu:…what's the point of the script then?
Sam: I don't know…I guess I just made it to waste my own time?
Ginta: Oh well then.
Kagome: -walks in-
Sam: Kagome! You're late!
Kagome: …I couldn't help it…
Sam: Ok, you're going to be in a skit, yes?
Kagome: Do I have a choice?
Sango: Sure. Play along or get groped!
Kagome: In other words, no I don't…
Jakotsu: Exactly.
Ayame: I don't want too! The camera hates me! -Trying to hide from the camera-
Sango: -filming- Aw… come on Ayame!
Mean while…Miroku: -looking over his lines- …I am not saying that…
Inuyasha: -looks over his shoulder and laughs at the lines-
Kagome: -joins in with the laughing- It's so you!
Shippou: Why what's it say?
Hakudoshi: -Snatches the script from Miroku- It says: And thenMiroku stated, "I am a flying chicken with a red caboose. Call me Bob and you shall die, I am Shego of the scum/male-hating amazons. Hear me…" moan? …No comment on that one…
In the opposite corner…Hakkaku: You can't touch my wife like that.
Ginta: -Holds up a sign saying "The Wife"-
RPB: -pout-
Sango: You can't just read the lines! I need passion people! Gimmie some drama, some emotion, some sex scenes! …Did I just say that last part out loud? Oops… Teehee.
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Sango: -reading Script- SAM! Don't put that in or the groping part; my mom might be watching this!
Sam: That's ok! She already knows we're weird. -Smile smile-
Sango: But she doesn't know that I'm constantly being groped and have a butt fetish!
Sam: -writing- She does now!
Sango: -Groan- -Sigh-
Jakotsu: -sings in monotone voice- I lie in my bed. My tears run red. My soul has now fled. Now I'm dead; in my bed. -Laughs- I love that!
Shippou/Inuyasha/Miroku: Dead, dead, dead
Kagome/Bankotsu/Jaken: Death, death, death
Naraku: ………Aiiiieeeee! -Runs away-
Kohaku: You people are so odd! -Chuckles and smiles-
Sam: I love you!
Kohaku: Aw…thanks! I like you too.
Kouga: Like, never love.
Kagura:…悲しい...(Japanese word for sad or tear; pronunciation- Ka-na-she)
Kikyou:…
Ayame: Wait, Sango is San-chan, what's Kagome's nickname?
Kagome: I don't want to say…
Sango: Come on Kagome!
Rin: Yeah!
Kagome: -mumble mumble-
Shippou: What?
Kagome: Lace bound princess…
Sango/Rin/Shippou:…Er…
Ginta: Why?
Kagome: I don't want to say…
Sam: Because her bra is lacey! n.n
All: …
Kagome: -embarrassed-
RPWH: -give more strange looks and whisper to each other-
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And that's were it ends!
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Ja!
