Okay I updated but, why that is the question. Maybe because I like making fun of Yu Yu Hakasho. I realized that Kurama wasn't in the last chapter, but oh well I'll try to put him in this chapter.
I do not own Inuyasha or Yu Yu Hakasho and man enough to admit it.
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Last time.
All of a sudden Botan appeared "Yusuke you have another mission."
"Botan you idiot don't you realize there's people here."
"Yusuke." Said a voice behind him, it was Kagome "you're a…………………..
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This time.
"You're a …………………………………spy. That's so awesome do you have cool spy music too. Dun dun duna dun, like that kinda." Kagome rambled on for a few more minutes.
"No Miss. Kagome we're detectives." Kurama suddenly spoke up. Her face slightly fell but then brightened up.
"It's elementary my dear Watson the reason why Buyo has such a fantastic ass because he was simply born with it."
"Kagome that was such a bad impression of Sherlock Holmes." Yusuke said
"Hn. It seems that your cousin is more stupid then Kuwabara and I thought that was physically impossible." Kagome just looked at Hiei who just insulted her.
"I always thought there was something strange about her." Kuwabara whispered to Yusuke who in turn hit him in the back of the head.
"I'm sorry for polluting the air with my stupidity complete and total stranger that rudely interrupted my train of thought with his sudden outburst." Kagome said ever so politely.
"The big oaf should take lessons from her."
"What was that shortie!"
"Who are you people?"
"I'm the great Kazuma Kuwabara."
"I'm your cousin."
"I'm Shuuichi Minamino but my friends call me Kurama."
"O.K. Shuuichi."
"Please call me Kurama."
Kagome stared at Kurama for a while analyzed him then giggled "I don't get what's so special about you, actually I think you look creepy you're eyes are too way to far apart Shuuichi."
Just then the sky grew dark and there was ominous lighting. Kurama face was lit up with the lighting and boy he looked scary.
"I said call me Kurama."
"But I'm not you're friend I barely know you." Kagome said cheerily completely oblivious to the ominous aura surrounding Shuuichi.
Hiei nudged Kurama to introduce him.
"Introduce your own god damn self!"
"Hiei."
"Hey what's eating Kurama?" Kagome whispered to Yusuke quite loudly. Botan (yes she's till there.) cleared her throat.
"Um may I borrow them Kagome."
"Please take care of them I consider them my sons I know you will make them very happy." Kagome bowed and wished them all good luck. Botan brought them to an alley and raised a portal.
They dropped into Koemma's office.
"Bout time you got here Yusuke. What took you so long?" Nervously chewing his pacifier.
"Sorry baby breath I saw my cousin and had to say hi."
"Yusuke! It's not time to mingle with your relatives. The world is in danger yet again."
"What's it this time. A demon? A huge human eating hairball?"
"No Yusuke it's a very powerful miko." Silence was what greeted Koemma's ears "Yusuke?" The room was empty "Anybody." Still no one Koemma. "Dammit Yusuke the world is in danger! The miko also has a powerful artifact that if it gets in the wrong hands could mean anything can happen."
"Botan! Get Yusuke and the others. NOW!"
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Meanwhile with Yusuke.
"You know Urameshi maybe we shouldn't have done that, Koemma sounded nervous." Kuwabara regretted.
"Who cares what a miko is anyway?"
"A miko is usually found in legends." Kagome said suddenly coming out of a dark alley "Perhaps the most common depiction of a Miko typically portray the miko as a heroine who fights evil spirits, demons, and ghosts, often with magical or supernatural powers. In such stories miko are generally depicted as being skilled in some variety of martial art, especially the use of a traditional Japanese weapon such as yumi (longbow), tanto (knife), or any of the various Japanese swords: katana, wakizashi, etc. Miko are almost always attributed the ability to do magic of various sorts, especially o-fuda and various forms of divination and can sometimes purify demons."
"Walking Encyclopedia ,much?"
"I grew up on a shrine and I am a miko."
Lightbulb on top of Kurama's head. "Hey Kagome do have a very powerful and ancient artifact that hundreds of thousands of demons might be after."
"How did you every know."
"Would you come with us to Koemma."
"I guess."
"Yusuke." Said Botan suddenly appearing on her oar. "Koemma wants to see you guys about the miko."
"We already found her."
"Oh where is she?"Kagome cleared her throat when she heard Botan say that. "Oh yes hello Kagome but I'm looking for someone right now." Kagome just cleared her throat even louder. "Now, now Kagome please let me find out who the miko is." Sigh.
"It's Kagome even I could figure that out Botan." Kuwabara said. "Oh so let's go Kagome." Whacking Yusuke in the back of the head to get him in the portal.
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Here we are at Koemma's office.
"Koemma sir they found the miko."
"Well where is she." Looking them all over including Kagome.
"Take a good look Koemma, guess." Koemma looked them all over again. "Well it can't be Kuwabara he's too ugly to be a girl. Kurama could have been the miko but he's a demon. Hiei couldn't possibly be it and Yusuke that's it Yusuke you're the miko."
"Hell no are you too dense to realize that Kagome is the miko."
"Oh well hello could you please hand over the jewel."
"Of course not I don't know you and only I can make the wish."
"So every demon is after a jewel that they can't even make a wish."
"Basically."
"So Yusuke, Hiei, Kurama, and Kuwabara you're to guard Kagome because she's the last living miko. Take time slots starting………NOW!
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This took me all day to write I know it ain't funnier then the first chapter and I'm so sorry. I' m really having a hard time writing about Hiei and Kurama, so if they're a little out of character it's totally my fault.
Please tell me what you think please.
