Wow…Chapter 30…That's quite a few chapters isn't it?

Randomness in this chapter, be afraid…be very afraid.

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…Spider man vs. Batman…

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Randomness number one:

Naraku was being good today. No evil plots or killing for this gorgeous, lively, father of…somewhere between three and ten who loves to bake cupcakes. Nope, just quiet alone time, with occasional playtime and performing for the kids.

Playtime consisted of baking, sewing up Kagura's clothes; she can be so careless, and of course playing with his Spider man action figure…Spider man so kicks Batman's ass…

Then, performance time consisted of Naraku cosplaying Spider man. "I can shoot a web! Pew, pew, pew!" Naraku made Spider man's shooting of the web pose.

Randomness number two:

Sesshoumaru and Naraku's relationship has been a bit rocky lately, so just to piss Naraku off Sesshoumaru makes fun of Spider man.

"Kicks Batman's ass" my ass! At least Batman can fight and travel anywhere, he has jets and cars. Spider man only has his web! I'd like to see him swing around in a cornfield… What kind of a power is that? Super man's strength and leaser eyes are WAY better! Spider man doesn't deserve Mary Jane!" Sesshoumaru scowled and scoffed as Naraku sniffled.

Naraku huffed, trying to hold back the tears as he looked at his Mary Jane and Spider man action figures, "What do you know?" he sobbed out, "At least Spider man has powers! Unlike that spoiled Batman! With out his toys, Batman is nothing!"

Sesshoumaru's eyes narrowed, "You take that back…"

"I won't take it back! You started this you whore, now finish it!"

"How dare you!"

CATFIGHT! n.n

Naraku and Sesshoumaru scratched and bit at each other while random sadistic fan-girls taped the blood splatter as well as the 'make-up' sex that came after it.

Randomness number three:

Jaken walks out onto a stage and says to the audience/readers, "And kids, always remember your three R's and three P's. The R's are respect, responsibility, and rape; P's, peace, prosperity, and pedophilia. Pedophiles, kidnapping and rapping children for over 5,000 years; you can count on us! Just listen to what are satisfied customers have to say!"

The screen changes over to Shippou and Rin, both wearing next to nothing, they quietly spoke to the camera, "Help…help us…" Tears came to their eyes just before the screen switched back to Jaken.

"And there you have it, you're children will love the pedophile daycare center just as much as we love them! Call us now." Jaken gave a thumbs up and a toothy grin as the commercial ended.

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I'm so sick and twisted, I love my mind; it entertains me…

Please note that some of the Spider man joke/s were taken from a comedian that I have forgotten the name of.

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