…Forgive me…but I am afraid that I can find no words to justify what you are about to read…

…--forcefully oppressing a smile as well as the urge to laugh-- how do I come up these ideas? … I creep myself out sometimes…-.-;

Warning…just warning… I warn you! --cringes and runs away screaming--

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E.T. Phone Home

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It was your every day…day, and our wolf prince was roaming the land in search of his nemesis, Naraku. That is, until he saw a woman wearing a green skirt with dark hair, just like his woman's. 'Lovely Kagome and with no mutt in sight' he thought to himself with a sly smirk.

He came to a stop behind his love and pulled her close to him, "My dear Kagome how I've missed you." he stated as she turned her head towards him, allowing him to look deep into her… "WTF?" Kouga couldn't help but scream at the sight before him.

It was a creature of some sort, it blinked oddly and said "…E.T. phone home…" the creature poked Kouga's finger with it's own and the wolf demon cringed in disgust, dropping the creature with no remorse.

He watched as the wig and clothes fell from the creature's body revealing that it had no form of an anatomically correct 'happy place'. Not that it mattered…but how did it have pups? 'No! Stop thinking about it! Arg!' So as a solution to the problem our dear wolf simply…lopped the creature's head off.

"Heh…" Kouga huffed in satisfaction as he stalked away from the now bloody creature with no apparent gender.

Only to be stopped by a three fingered hand grabbing his ankle, "E.T….phone home…" The wolf gasped in surprise and in turn cut the hand to pieces. To his surprise the chunks of what remained of the creature started floating and clinging to him shouting, "E.T. phone home!"

Kouga screamed in horror, disgust, and confusion as the green bloody chunks pulled him down.

The wolf awoke in a sweat, what a dream it had been… "Ko-Kowaii…"(Kowaii- means scary)

"Oi, Kouga. You gonna be okay?" Ginta looked to his leader with worry etched on his face.

"Yeah…That was one weird dream…" he sighed relieved it was over.

Hakkaku snickered, "it must have been…look at that!" Upon seeing what the white haired wolf spoke of Ginta too joined in the laughter, noticing the confused look on Kouga's face he continued to chuckle and he pointed at his leaders…ahem…groin, which suggested that he didn't oppose the dream as much as he thought he did.

In turn the great leader of the yourouzoku could only scream in sheer horror…and smack his companions over the head for laughing at his misery.

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--Laughs-- I am sooo evil and twisted sometimes! >

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