Welcome to a Dream My Friend Had Once chapter 32!

This is just a simple list I randomly came up with. I'm no longer allowed to get bored or to think while trying to sleep, I say this because when I'm bored/thinking while trying to sleep nothing good comes of it. If fact, anything that does come of it makes people say "What the fuck?" (Or if you hate cussing then "What the Hell?" or if you're a major Christian and dislike cussing or the word hell in that contest then perhaps you would say "What the crap?" in any case the meaning is the same…)

Proceed with caution; don't say I didn't warn you.

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"Crack Pairings"

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This is a listing of Inuyasha pairings that I have seen or have at the very least heard of that would be considered WAY out of the normal.

One:

Kagura/Hakkaku:

I actually came up with this pairing and it was then that I heard the phrase "Crack pairing".

Inukochan: Mera-chan! I paired Kagura with Hakkaku! n.n

Mera: o.O Arg! No! Bad! Crack pairing, crack pairing!

Two:

Ayame/Bankotsu:

I saw this in a fanfic once; can't remember the name of it… but lord! How did this happen? O.0 Odd to say the least.

Three:

Rin/Kanna:

I've seen this in fanarts and fanfiction alike and I still have yet to understand it.

Four:

Sango/Sesshoumaru:

I've seen a few of these and it is possible. (One of the fics I read staring the couple was MARVELOUSLY done! It was wonderful.) But still, it seems so highly unlikely I chose to put it in here.

Five:

Kouga/Miroku:

I love this pairing, I really do! (Then again I love almost anything with Kouga in it) Yet, lets be rational here, as cute as it may or may not sound it just wouldn't happen. (Envisions Miroku grabbing Kouga's butt and then Kouga lopping his head off.

-sweat drop-

Six:

Kohaku/Souta:

-Scratches head in wonderment- Erm…how? I mean, out side of an alternate universe fanfic…how? –twitches-

Seven:

Kouga/Sango:

I love this pairing too! But come on, again cute and plausible but highly unlikely.

(By the way feel free to disagree with me on these, some of them I even hesitated to put up. Also feel free to suggest a "crack pairing" you've see/heard of before…"crack pairing"…that sounds kind of mean…oh well, I don't have the energy to come up with a new one…)

Eight:

Inuyasha/Souta:

I could not believe it when I saw this one…It made me cringe…Some of the things people come up with just make Inuyasha seem like such a pedophile.

Nine:

Inuyasha/Shippou:

Again…pe-do-phi-le…Even in ones where they make Shippou an adult, just the sound of it! –shudders- I don't care what anyone else says, to me Shippou-chan will always belong with Souten. (They're sooo cute together!)

Ten:

Sesshoumaru/Shippou:

See number nine.

Eleven:

Kouga/Shippou:

See number ten and/or number nine.

Twelve:

Sesshoumaru/Houjo:

…Gimmie a minute…-deep breath- AHHHHRRRRGGGGGWHHHHHAHHHHH! WHY! HOW! I can't believe I even read that one…

-twitchspasmgurgletwitchshudder-

Thirteen:

Naraku/Ayame:

…They never even met…Plausible, yet HIGHLY unlikely.

Fourteen:

Sesshoumaru/Jaken:

This one is possible, but…ewe…why would someone write/read that? I found an NC-17 of this pairing and I just…urg…I twitched…

And finally…

Fifteen:

Inuyasha/Mrs.Higurashi:

I found one of these…I actually found one of these! How bizarre can you get? It's almost as bad as the Sesshoumaru/Houjo.

Wait, never mind, I thought of another one!

Sixteen:

Naraku/Mrs.Higurashi:

The one I found of this wasn't in high detail, but it was saying that Kagome was actually possibly Naraku's child which is why she never knew her father. This suggestion reminds me of Starwars…

Naraku: Wait…I must tell you. –weird breathing noises- Kagome…-weird breathing noises- I am…your father…

Kagome: What? NOOOOOOOO! –is missing a hand-

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And that's that for this chapter!

Please, if you have any other pairings you think should be added or if you'd like to disagree with one of the pairings put up then just contact me through e-mail (can be found on my bio page) or through a review.

Thank you for reading I look forward to reading your reviews! n.n