Disclaimer: Totally absolutely, not mine
Title: Posing the Question
Pairing: Hiei x Botan
Genre: Humor
Words: 106. SO CLOSE.
Warnings: OOC for Hiei, semi-crack!ficcy, innuendo. HA.
Summary: A wishbone and a lesson on posing questions.
"You. Ferry Girl. Pull my bone."
For the first time in her afterlife, she was left speechless.
"E-e-excuse me?"
Next to Hiei, Yuusuke stifled a fit of laughter. If he'd said that to Botan, the least he would have gotten was a severe slap, and a lecture from Keiko on the importance of good manners.
"You heard me, woman. Pull my bone."
It was at this point that her eyebrows began to twitch.
One hour later, Yuusuke was still explaining why Botan had slapped him so hard.
Hiei resisted the urge to pull out his sword.
"You see Hiei...it's all about how you pose the question..."
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