Disclaimer: I WANNA OWN FMA! ... wait... nevermind... I WANNA OWN THE FMA MANGA BUT NO! CHAPTERS DOESNT HAVE ANY!

Warnings: There's probably a little language and big OOC. But that's what makes it funny :)

A/N: Ok, I'm still working on Day 7 so I'll take this nice and slow. By the way, if your wondering how I got this story in mind, I was bored. This is how the story was born. I was thinking of a nutty FMA crossover and... Scary Movie 3 came in mind. No, I never watched The Ring or The Ring 2. In fact, I dont watch horror movies in theaters... O.o oh well...

Shoutout: Thank you for the reviews! I just noticed... this is the only story(that came out from boredom and nowhere) that got reviews... I'm guessing my FMA Randomness was sucky -sweatdrop- No worries! I wont be sad about it since I was bored to death and had nothing to do on the computer. Again, thank you! Arigatou gouzaimasu!


Day 3, Roy was reading the newspaper and Riza was watching the video and seem to like it. It has been her 6th time watching it nonstop and the phone kept ringing after the video ended.

The video ended and the phone rang for 10 minutes non stop. Havoc couldnt take it. He ran into Mustang's office and yelled "PICK UP THE PHONE ALREADY! IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!" He slammed the door and stomped off.

Riza picked up the phone and pretend she's an answering machine "We're sorry, your connection to Central is unavailabe at the moment. Please try again later. Or, leave a message after the beep. Thank you. beeeeeep" She hung up before he said anything.

"It was that guy, wasnt it, Lieutenant?" Mustang asked while reading the newspaper

"It's obvious, sir. The phone had rang for 10 minutes and this is the only thing that will stop him from calling" She said

Ed walked into the office "Got a mission dealing with that guy?" He asked veins popping up "'Cause he is frickin' PISSIN' ME OFF!"

"I would if I know where to locate him"

Ed played the video again and watched it. After it was finished, the phone rang. Ed walks over and picks it up. He tries his best to change his voice "HIYA! HOW ARE YOU DOING-A!" Ed said with a grin on his face

"5 days..."

"No, No, It's-a 7 Days-a!"

"No, it's 5 days"

"7.."

"5"

"7!"

"5"

"SHUT UP YOU OLD GEEZER!" Ed yelled and slams the phone

"Edward, please do not try and kill the phone. That is the colonel's job whenever Lieutenant Colonel Hughes calls"

"Yeah, yeah..." was all Ed said and walked out of the office, closing the door behind.


You know... the characters I hate are Greed, Armstrong, Pride, Gluttony and Mustang... wait hold on... ARMSTRONG'S NOT IN THE STORY! -spazzes- How am I gonna torture the person now!(Yes, I was thinking of Armstrong's pink sparkles of DOOM for torture)

Ok... well... let's see... so far, I did some randomness on Day 7 eg. Ed + Envy CAT FIGHT and Russell's depression. And yay! Pride's gone! Enough spoilers. Wait til' the final chapter comes... Along with an epilogue... I'll think of a happy and funny ending if my brain works better.

And before I leave until nextime, I wanna shout something(dont read if you dont like this!)

YAOI 4 EVA!(even though I'm suppose-to-be 13(12))

Ja ne minna-san! -waves-