A/N: Thanks for your feedback! I forgot a disclaimer in the last chapter:

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Stargate-Luver; I will be doing this for Daniel (below), then Sam, then Jack, then Hammond, then Frasier…possibly Jacob, I need two more for him. Thanks for the interest!

The reporter blinked, apparently slightly concerned, but turned quickly to the next member of SG1.

"Dr Jackson, how do you unwind?" he asked.

Daniel smiled manically. "Well, my primary source of entertainment (I have seven) is working, translating you name it! Secondly, Sam and Jack. I mean them. That is, their relationship. I gossip about them. Then, I spread rumours, which is different from gossiping because gossiping is relating true stories – rumours are lies. Then, I start new betting pools; I have made fifty betting pools in the last eight years. Then I bet in the betting pools and ensure I win. This provides me money to bet in other pools, like the one about me and Janet, which I ensure take place. That's my first five unwinding techniques. Then I get injured in accidents. Then I get girlfriends from other planets, or even this one if it is a particularly dry spell and they go all evil on me and want to kill me," replied Daniel.