A/N – Don't own them.
Thanks to my loyal reviewers Darth Tater, Nikki, Soozeh and CrystalClear444.
Deamon Fire: Just to keep that fuzzy-w…I mean, happy feeling…;) Thanks for your suggestions, I shall probably use one or two of them.
The reporter was extremely scared as he turned to General Hammond.
"Well, I'm the boss, so I shouldn't really be doing any of this…okay, well, I bet on Sam and Jack like every other person in the SGC. I'm also called upon to give weekly briefings to my mate Hayes – I mean, the President, on Sam and Jack so he can bet… then, I fill out crisis reports on SG1 and request another batch of medical supplies cos Daniel and Siler keep using em up. Then I look at pictures of my granddaughters, handle universe crises – that's why my head always looks shiny, cos of the sweat. I like my shiny head." Said Hammond, gently stroking said shiny object.
