Author: DD Agent
Title: Time Capsule
Summary: Kavanagh's moans and groans with adlibs from McKay and Zelenka.

Characters: Unfortunately, Kavanagh
Rating: G
Spoilers: If you haven't seen the end of Season One, turn away.

Timeline: Just after The Brotherhood

Disclaimer: I own none of this story; its characters etc. belong to MGM Studios and the guys who make and own Stargate.

P.S. The writing in bold is comments from Rodney and Radek.

Kavanagh is extremely annoying. However, writing this was easy. I would like to thank Ben Cotton, who must either love or hate his agent for the role it got him; those that read my work; and Jade, who I do actually listen to. This one is for you.

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Dear Inhabitants of Atlantis,

Pending an idea from Dr. Rodney McKay, we have decided to make a time capsule containing everyone's thoughts and such before the wraith come in a few weeks. This will be sent back to earth in a digital letter and also buried on Athos (the Athosians planet) to preserve our selves and our story before the wraith come in a few weeks.

Please send me your own editions soon.

- Dr. Elizabeth Weir.

Hi. I'm Ben Kavanagh.

I am a physicist on Atlantis, and not a well-respected scientist by some in my division (With an attitude like yours, can you blame us? –RM).

Dr. Weir asked me to write about myself but I have decided to use this space to write about the terrible actions of the Atlantis crew.

Here we go. Moan, moan, and moan. He does not have a life. Please! – RZ

Dr. Weir threatened to put me on a distant planet (You deserved it! –RM); went against the Geneva Convention and is personally a pushover when it comes to the military! (She is not! –RZ)

Dr. McKay is constantly annoying, shows an amazing arrogance and has the appetite of a gorilla. (That's it Kavanagh, your dead! –RM)

Major Sheppard has gone against Dr. Weir on many occasions and put the lives of the whole of the city at risk when the nano virus was about. Also, he was the one who woke up the Wraith. Need I say more?

Dr. Zelenka is in fact a charming person, not at all like McKay; is very realistic and you can actually have a decent conversation with him! (Too true –RZ) (He's insane! –RM)

But, we could all die here. I really should leave some of myself behind.

I myself am very tall, with a ponytail and I pride myself on the fact that everyone with good taste on Atlantis likes me.

Yeah Right-RM

I was born in Michigan and I like solving puzzles and obeying the chain of command.

Which is why everyone wants to hang you to the ceiling by your ponytail-RZ

Thank you for your time

-Ben Kavanagh 10/02/05