Thanks to: CrystalClear444, Darth Tater – no, sorry, I don't watch Atlantis enough, Bekki Beekeeper, Deamon Fire, Knightgirl4Jack, Soozeh, Nikki, stargate-princess

Even the reporter's teenage daughter had to admit that this person was going a bit over the top. Cassandra Frasier, adopted daughter of the CMO of the SGC, also alien survivor, was wearing a hot pink and black mini skirt, fluorescent green stockings, a tight black shirt with "I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem" written on it, and big hoop earrings. And a pink, black and red bandanna. Maybe she had been slightly overexposed to teen culture.

"Well, like, obviously, like, I totally dig bludging! Cos, like, I'm a teenager, and that's like what we do. Oh My God, am I seriously going to be on TV? Wow that is like, totally RAD!" Oh. My. God. Thought the poor reporter.

"Well, I mostly bludge by dating weird random guys Jack doesn't like. Winding Jack up is so much fun! Thinking of ways to get Sam and Jack together and ABSOLUTELY HUMILIATING Pete is soooooooooooooooooo cool. I love it when mum takes me to the base, cos everyone spoils me and gives me the essence of life – chocolate! I LOVE CHOCOLATE! Well, that's like four, I have to think of seven – oh yeah! Plotting to get mum and Daniel together – mum SO has a crush on him, it's SO funny. Did I mention chocolate? Teal'c is soooo cool, cos our movie nights ROCK! We like sit there, and watch soapies and stuff, and T cries, and he shows me how to put on makeup, because he's so good at the eye stuff."

As soon as Cassie had reached what could possibly be termed seven (although chocolate was mentioned twice) the reporter stuck the microphone out for the next person.