Time Capsule by DD Agent

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Chapter Four - McKay

Dear Inhabitants of Atlantis,

Pending an idea from Dr. Rodney McKay, we have decided to make a time capsule containing everyone's thoughts and such before the wraith come in a few weeks. This will be sent back to earth in a digital letter and also buried on Athos (the Athosian's planet) to preserve our selves and our story before the wraith come in a few weeks.

Please send me your own editions soon.

- Dr. Elizabeth Weir.

Well, seeing as this was my idea, I guess I have to put something to it. So, boys and girls, this is some top facts. A basic profile of me and some little titbits at the end. I hope that you enjoy this in the future and I hope this doesn't come back to bite me in the ass.

Full Name: Doctor Rodney David McKay

Age: 37

Nationality: Canadian

Birth date: 16th April 1968

Birth Place: Vancouver

Hometown: Toronto

Current Residence: Atlantis, Pegasus galaxy

Occupation: Head of Science and PHD in astrophysics.

Income: That's a good question. I really should talk to Elizabeth about if we are in fact getting paid to be chased by Marilyn Manson wanabee's.

Birth order: First born, obviously.

Parents: Father called David and Mother called Stephanie. I really don't want to discuss them right now. Come back in six years after I've had a truckload of therapy and free vacation.

Siblings: younger sister of one year, Jeannie

Spouse or Significant Other: no-one special, yet. I still have my eye on Samantha Carter though. Blondes make me so hot.

Children: none thank you. They are smelly and they break things.

Other Significant Family: Jeannie's family.

Race: Human

Eye Situation: no problems, I have 20/ 20 vision.

Distinguishing Features: I think my eyes are a distinguishing feature, though several women in my life have said that my eyelashes show them off.

Dress Sense: In public, nice and neat. But in private, boxers and a t-shirt. If you can't be comfy in your own home, where can you be comfy!

Habits: waving my hands around, Radek teases me after weekly briefings when I do it.

Medical Information: pale skin and a touch of asthma

Hobbies: fixing things, watching Jeopardy, saving Atlantis. I also like playing on my laptop and downloading music. Gives me something to do.

Favourite Sayings: 'oh please'. It shows people in exactly two words that they are complete idiots.

Relationship skills: well I think reasonably. But Carson has just looked over my

shoulder and sniggered. Bad, is the answer, I think.

Talents/Skills: WHERE DO I START!I am a genius, which is widely excepted. I don't think there is enough memory to even contain an answer for this section.

Greatest flaw: I have no flaws (more sniggers from Carson)

Best quality: my good upbeat personality (even more sniggers from Carson, and this time Radek)

Intelligence Level: grade average of A. I was a very smart child although I did get beaten up a lot.

Strengths: my intelligence. It has carried me through every situation.

Weaknesses: none. See flaws for details on Carson's sniggers.

Religion: Agnostic, a God has not actually been physically proven.

Favourite Food: Chocolate and Jell-O. Sandwiches are also a special favourite.

Favourite Drink: coffee. Java. Drink of the God's. Caffinated goodness.

Favourite Music: classical. The piano has a longing beauty.

Favourite Entertainment: Jeopardy! That and uh…entertaining women. (Shut up Carson!)

Favourite Place: My couch. It has pillows and the remote. Perfect.

Favourite Sport: Hockey. It's a Canadian thing.

Notes: Sam, you are a goddess. I can't imagine what coulda been baby. Radek, you are a very weird man, but you are a good physicist. Carson, John, Ford, Teyla, Elizabeth: Thank you and I wish us all luck.

Jeannie- Forgive me.

- RM 12/02/05