Time Capsule by DD Agent
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Chapter Four - McKay
Dear Inhabitants of Atlantis,
Pending an idea from Dr. Rodney McKay, we have decided to make a time capsule containing everyone's thoughts and such before the wraith come in a few weeks. This will be sent back to earth in a digital letter and also buried on Athos (the Athosian's planet) to preserve our selves and our story before the wraith come in a few weeks.
Please send me your own editions soon.
- Dr. Elizabeth Weir.
Well, seeing as this was my idea, I guess I have to put something to it. So, boys and girls, this is some top facts. A basic profile of me and some little titbits at the end. I hope that you enjoy this in the future and I hope this doesn't come back to bite me in the ass.
Full Name: Doctor Rodney David McKay
Age: 37
Nationality: Canadian
Birth date: 16th April 1968
Birth Place: Vancouver
Hometown: Toronto
Current Residence: Atlantis, Pegasus galaxy
Occupation: Head of Science and PHD in astrophysics.
Income: That's a good question. I really should talk to Elizabeth about if we are in fact getting paid to be chased by Marilyn Manson wanabee's.
Birth order: First born, obviously.
Parents: Father called David and Mother called Stephanie. I really don't want to discuss them right now. Come back in six years after I've had a truckload of therapy and free vacation.
Siblings: younger sister of one year, Jeannie
Spouse or Significant Other: no-one special, yet. I still have my eye on Samantha Carter though. Blondes make me so hot.
Children: none thank you. They are smelly and they break things.
Other Significant Family: Jeannie's family.
Race: Human
Eye Situation: no problems, I have 20/ 20 vision.
Distinguishing Features: I think my eyes are a distinguishing feature, though several women in my life have said that my eyelashes show them off.
Dress Sense: In public, nice and neat. But in private, boxers and a t-shirt. If you can't be comfy in your own home, where can you be comfy!
Habits: waving my hands around, Radek teases me after weekly briefings when I do it.
Medical Information: pale skin and a touch of asthma
Hobbies: fixing things, watching Jeopardy, saving Atlantis. I also like playing on my laptop and downloading music. Gives me something to do.
Favourite Sayings: 'oh please'. It shows people in exactly two words that they are complete idiots.
Relationship skills: well I think reasonably. But Carson has just looked over my
shoulder and sniggered. Bad, is the answer, I think.
Talents/Skills: WHERE DO I START!I am a genius, which is widely excepted. I don't think there is enough memory to even contain an answer for this section.
Greatest flaw: I have no flaws (more sniggers from Carson)
Best quality: my good upbeat personality (even more sniggers from Carson, and this time Radek)
Intelligence Level: grade average of A. I was a very smart child although I did get beaten up a lot.
Strengths: my intelligence. It has carried me through every situation.
Weaknesses: none. See flaws for details on Carson's sniggers.
Religion: Agnostic, a God has not actually been physically proven.
Favourite Food: Chocolate and Jell-O. Sandwiches are also a special favourite.
Favourite Drink: coffee. Java. Drink of the God's. Caffinated goodness.
Favourite Music: classical. The piano has a longing beauty.
Favourite Entertainment: Jeopardy! That and uh…entertaining women. (Shut up Carson!)
Favourite Place: My couch. It has pillows and the remote. Perfect.
Favourite Sport: Hockey. It's a Canadian thing.
Notes: Sam, you are a goddess. I can't imagine what coulda been baby. Radek, you are a very weird man, but you are a good physicist. Carson, John, Ford, Teyla, Elizabeth: Thank you and I wish us all luck.
Jeannie- Forgive me.
- RM 12/02/05
