The Box of…?

Disclaimer: I do not own this series or characters! It belongs to the creator and anyone else it might belong to.

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It all started one day when Naruto was off to his favorite ramen place to eat, Ichiraku noodle bar. Until something stopped the boy from his destination. There in the middle of the road was a box, not a very big box but a box none the less. It wasn't addressed to anyone and no one was around to claim it so all the more reason to take what was in the box out. As the Naruto picked it up it started moving causing the boy to drop it. Then looked to see the box was shacking all on it's own, this made the boy more curious then before as he picked it up once more only to have it wiggle free. Naruto wanted to see the contents inside but was being denied which didn't go well with him so he had a brilliant plan.

Naruto: "SASUKE!"

Sasuke: "What?"

Naruto: "Come over here and help me with this box!"

Sasuke: "Why?"

Naruto: "Because… I'm gonna be the nex-"

Sasuke: "Later."

Naruto: "Wait I'll give you part of what's in here."

Sasuke: "Fine not like I got anything better to do then be a jerk and restoring my clan… which reminds me… never mind she won't know I'm gone." (AN: kiddies don't look too much into that part... :)

But once again the box dropped from both their hands so they figure what they needed to do was…

Naruto: "Hey Shikamaru wanna help us move this box?"

Shikamaru: "I don't know I don't feel like-"

Naruto: "We'll give you part of what's in here."

Shikamaru: "I guess so…"

The box was still no match for them even with 3 helping them out. So when it seems like nothing's going to work call on…

Naruto: "Lee!"

Lee: "Yes?"

Naruto: "Wanna move and open this box for us with you strength?"

Sasuke: "He's not any stronger then me…"

Shikamaru: "That's what you think."

Sasuke: "What was that?"

Shikamaru yawns to cover up

Lee: "Leave it to me guys!

Even then they had to get Neji over who asked what he'd get out of it.

Naruto: "We'll spilt it with you!"

Sasuke: "Naruto how do you even know that what's in there is enough for all of us?"

Naruto: "I just do."

Finally they called Hinata over knowing she probably wouldn't be any help but they were desperate at this point. Maybe not Sakura desperate but defiantly Hinata desperate.

Naruto: "Hey Hinata do you want to help us with moving and opening this box."

Hinata: "Umm… okay…"

And without any help she opened it with the boys all wide eyed and opened mouthed as they then proceeded to look into the box…

Hinata blushed as the boy's weren't sure what do think of the newly discovered items.

Lee: "What are they?"

Hinata: "They're… they're…"

Kakashi: "Mine thank you!"

Kakashi the picked up the box full of vibrating panties and went away leaving the boys and Hinata more disturbed then when the came…

FIN?

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AN: Umm… I was asked to write this in a contest/bet I was doing… I hope you like it. BTW don't take this seriously people it's just meant to be funny… seems all my stories are like this…