Hellooooo ladies and germs…

I'm back! Sorry about the insane gap, but I had a brain wave and had to do Thor. At random odd intervals, I may continue to add chapters, but like I said way back in ?February? March? my workload seems to have tripled, and I'm trying desperately to stay friends with my friends – i.e. actually seeing them.

Damn medical courses to hell. Jack

The reporter blinked. Another alien. Except…this one was grey. And very very very small.

"Greetings, Reporter from NBC of the Tau'ri," said the grey alien impassively.

The reporter swallowed.

"I am Thor, Supreme Commander of the Asgard."

Blink. Swallow. Stare.

"I have heard you putting your question to the others, and wished to contribute to your scientific survey."

Blink. Swallow. Stare. Jaw drop.

"The thing that most puts me to ease is planning universal domination domination. You see, puny human, you don't understand how…gratifying being worshipped on many planets is!" Thor laughed maniacally, and it was all the reporter could do to stop himself from running as fast as he could in the opposite direction. Thor suddenly starting coughing badly, and still spluttering, he resumed:

"I also enjoy ordering Loki to perform experiments. Experiments are good. I am planning one right now for the propagation of Major Carter by O'Neill. After I do that, I bet in the global betting pool on such topics as: "Is Ba'al afraid of the dark?" and "When will O'Neill and Carter finally get together?"

Contrary to popular belief, the Asgard do need to excrete. Our waste is ejected over Earth's atmosphere, so the next time it snows…hehehe….it's not really snow, you pathetic humans! Now, that is enjoyable, especially when people melt the 'snow' to drink.

And I very much enjoy Hollywood and their stars, although I really think that that Katie Holmes could have done much better than that wanker Tom Cruise! And, oh my god – "

A beam of bright light whisked Thor away; right in front of the reporter's stunned eyes.

Another bright beam of light, and another alien stood there. (At least, the reporter thought it was another alien.)

"The Asgard apologise. Supreme Commander Thor suffers from schizophrenia and needs his therapy due to the cloning. Good day."

With that, the Asgard slipped away…