A/N – Hey everyone! Sorry that I haven't posted, but it has been a crazy few weeks. I was trying to write a chapter on Thor, but due to me being stupidly overcommitted I honestly haven't had a chance. Exams are also starting – or at any rate, the instructors are threatening exams. So, this is the last chapter for now. I just didn't want to leave you hanging. If you want to write a few more, or an Atlantis one, send me a message and reference me accordingly, that's great.
Thanks as always to: Knightgirl4Jack, Soozeh, Nikki, Bekki Beekeeper, Darth Tater, Deamon Fire and CrystalClear444
Okay, so the reporter wasn't exactly thrilled with this whole "I know you can interview staff of the SGC" craze. That is, not as much as he was when he first got the assignment, when he had naively jumped for joy – literally.
After Teal'c's reaction, which he could pass off as "alien", the others were even worse! Teal'c was even better than some of them.
He just couldn't understand how, why or when any of these nutters had gotten into the planet's front line of defence. I mean, how the HELL had Hammond made it through the psych evaluation to even get into the goddamn Armed Forces, LET ALONE being the commander of the SGC?
As for Daniel, and Sam, well they just needed to get lives. Seriously, having a certifiable gambling problem just isn't cool in a front-line archaeologist / diplomat. And, well, he was sure somewhere it was written that overworking was bad for you.
Jack needed to get a sex life, and the reporter thought that it might be best if that life was with Sam. It's called breaking the rules, hello?
Okay, he was SO glad Doctor Frasier wasn't his doctor. And that Jacob and Selmak – or either of them – did not live on the same planet as him. As for Cassandra…well… let's just say he was delighted that he was divorced and his daughter lived with his ex-wife – in Australia.
And Thor…nothing needed to be said about that schizophrenic, power-wielding maniac…
Declining any more interviews, the reporter ran to the relative safety of his car, and sped off as fast as humanely possible away from the SGC.
