Chapter Four
"What do you mean by what?" Sakura asked angrily. She threw two kunai at him which he caught, but got struck by a few senbon on his right arm.
"I mean what. Are you serious that I have a kid…yeah?"
"No," she said, and he sighed in relief. "You have a set of twins." He went pale and began to land his bird. Sakura tried to kick his head, but he blocked and held onto her arm.
He looked her in the eyes. "Are you toying with me? If you are, you are certainly going to die…yeah."
"Why would I joke about something like this?" She snarled and tried to pull her wrist away. "They even inherited your weird bloodline limit."
He looked down at his free hand. "At least it's not as weird as that Hyuuga advanced bloodline. Theirs is just strange looking." He pointed out and let go on her wrist. "Anyways, sorry about getting you pregnant…un. What can I do to make up for it?"
"Leave Konoha and Naruto alone." She snapped, but he shook his head.
"Sorry, can't do that…yeah." He thought for a moment then looked down at Sakura. "Take me to your Hokage. I might be able to strike a deal with him."
"WHAT?" She roared. "Do I look stupid to you?"
"I'm not stupid enough to take a Hokage on all by myself." He bristled. "I need at least one other Akatsuki member there as well. Just take me to him and perhaps I can do something for your village."
"Like what?"
"Resign from the Akatsuki and tell all of their secrets."
Sakura stopped. If Deidara was telling the truth he would be a powerful ally. If he was lying, well, Naruto could take him out with Sakura's help. Slowly, she began to nod her head. She jumped off the bird leaving Deidara to hide it in some trees, and then he followed. She began to run towards the village and made it to the Hokage's office in less than 10 minuets.
"Naruto-sama!" She yelled while slamming opened the door. She was surprised to find both her sons inside dueling each other while Naruto watched them.
"Mama!" They both squealed and hugged her. She laughed and ruffled their heads. Kazuya was the first to notice his mother's strange clothing.
He tilted his head to the side. "Why are you wearing the ANBU uniform?" He asked.
"Long story." She said and turned to Naruto. "I have somebody who wants to talk to you." She stepped aside and allowed Deidara to come in. In a flash Naruto was in front of Sakura and Deidara's sons holding a kunai. "He's actually here to help."
"Yeah." Deidara said proudly. He had shed his Akatsuki cloak back in the forest and was only in a pair or loose pants and a mesh shirt with a few weapons tucked here and there. "I can give you all the information that you would ever need about the Akatsuki right now in return for one thing…yeah."
"What would that be?" Naruto asked, a bit intrigued.
"Citizenship of this village…un."
"What?" Sakura and Naruto asked at the same time.
"To be a citizen on-"
"I got that part." Naruto cut in. "Why would you want citizenship in this hidden village?"
"From what I've heard, I have a couple of kids here…yeah." He looked at the two boys behind the Hokage. One was missing.
He found the kid standing behind Sakura whispering into her ear. She looked at him and nodded before he poofed back next to his twin. The dirty blond listened to what the strawberry blond said and his eyebrows nearly reached his hairline.
"You mean he's our dad?" The dirty blond asked loudly.
"Kazuya, keep your voice down. We're indoors." Sakura reminded him.
Naruto looked the blond over. "How do we know we can trust you?"
"You don't…un." He tilted his head to the side. "So do we have a deal?"
"Sure, why not." The Hokage shrugged and hopped he was making the right decision.
