Chapter Three: Jitters


Quotable Quotes: "It is against my religion to be eaten by reptiles!"-Hadji Singh
And now, it's time to smell the lemony fresh scent of...

The 4th Wall

"Yay! I've finally updated," I gleefully squeal.

"It certainly took you long enough, you bitch,"grumbles Ren.

"Hey, I have a part-time job now! It's exhausting!"

"That's your way of saying: "I'll work my ass off at a job I detest for minimum wage, but am too lazy to type one or two sentences for my loyal audience."

"Nuh-uh! It's my way of saying: "I'll work my ass off at a job I detest for minimum wage, but am too lazy and busy to type one or two sentences for my loyal audience."


"Do I make you nervous, Tamao-chan?" Ryu flirtatiously asked.

"N-N-No! Wh-Why do you think that, Ryu-san?" she stammered.

"Because you just mixed the salt up with Cascade," he said.

The prophetess squeaked, blushed, and dropped the dishwashing powder on the kitchen counter.