Chapter Five: The Power of the Dork Side
Disclaimer: I own neither Shaman King nor Star Wars.
Quotable Quotes
"Go back to Endor, you stupid Wookie!"
"Wookies don't live on Endor!"- Cartman and Kyle, South Park
"I'm sorry…what is stuck in your friend's rectum again?" one of the doctors in the Patch ER asked.
Chocolove flushed and murmured, "A plastic lightsaber."
"H-How did this happen?" the doctor stammered.
"Let's just say Ren's learned never to tell a Star Wars geek, 'Get a life! It's just a fucking movie.' again," answered Horohoro.
And now, for the part of Setsumi's fics nobody gives a crap about...
The 4th Wall
Horohoro glances up at the chapter's quotes and asks, "Hey Setsumi, where do Wookies live?"
"I think-Hey, wait a minute! If you think my being a fanfic writer automatically makes me a hopeless geek who knows everything about fandoms like Star Wars or Lord of the Rings ...well...you're right. Their homeworld is a planet called Kashyyyk," I sadly say.
"Don't worry. I don't care if you're a nerd."
"Thanks, Horo."
"I don't care if you haven't got any fashion sense either."
"Uh...thank you."
"...Or care if you're weak and skinny."
"Do you care about being ambulatory?"
"Huh? Of course I do."
"Then shut up and let the people review!"
