Chapter Nine: In Your Dreams


Quotable Quotes: "That's (a shark attack is) not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a seven-eleven, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!"-Carlos Mencia
"Help me unhook my bra," Jun begged, "I can't do it because of my broken arm."

"Okay!" Ryu squeaked.

He yelped when the undergarment completely slid off and exposed her rosy breasts.

"It's okay," Jun purred, "I want-"

"...to know why you're dreaming about my neesan!" Ren's voice boomed.


Well, shoot the horse and call me Ethel! It's time for...

The 4th Wall

Horohoro enters and yells, "Hey Setsumi, I kind of broke yo-Setsumi? Where are you?"

"She couldn't make it today because she's bedridden," Yoh explains.

"Yow! What happened?"

"Lee Pyron read this chapter."

"Oh. Well, I guess there's only one thing left to do."

"Ask the readers for feedback?"

"No, try to frame Ryu for breaking Setsumi's television."