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To the women's utter surprise the strangers untied the men's hands completely. Not just a little and then retied them, they completely untied their hands. Jack rubbed his swollen, bleeding wrists and looked up to Isabelle who didn't look too happy at all. None of the women were looking in their direction they were too busy with the strangers. Jack made his way over to Isabelle but was stopped when a stick was held firmly in front of him. He looked over to the owner and smiled innocently. "Me wife. Ye've got me wife…" Jack laid his accent on thick.

"Yeah, mine too," Will said stepping up beside Jack and making a move toward Elizabeth, but he too was stopped. "What the…" he stopped when a little cloth was handed to him. He looked from the cloth to the person that handed it to him and his eyes widened in understanding. "I'm not putting that on," Will said in his perfect British accent. The man thrust it toward him again and Will's perfect accent became not so perfect anymore. "NO, that's not gunna happen!" he said and looked over to Jack who was having the same problem.

"I don't think so, mate. I'm quite comfortable in my own clothes. Now, if you'll jest let me take me wife, I'll be off…" he trialed off when the man put a spear on him and pointed it toward Isabelle. Isabelle balked and her eyebrows raised at the man. Jack's mouth hung open for a moment and he growled at the man before snatching the cloth away from him. The same seemed to happen to Will and James and soon, the three men were being ushered into a hut to change.

"Get that away from me," Isabelle barked at the man who had a spear at her throat. The man looked at her then lowered his spear. Elizabeth kicked the man holding the spear to hers and he instantly backed off, running off with his partner to the tent Jack and Will just entered. "What a lovely idea, Elizabeth. Pity I didn't think of it, too," Isabelle said and they both laughed.

The three women, hanging uncomfortably from the pole, watched the hut as raised voices soared out. The one with the curses was obviously Jack, the shrill voice was James, and the only somewhat calm one was Will. "I always knew ye were a eunuch!" Jack's shouting could be heard.

"Jack! I am not a eunuch!" Will's voice cut through the still silence. And more shouting and rambling could be heard before one man went in and pulled James out first. Jack and Will were still contentedly inside. Two other men went in and pulled Jack and Will out, both shouting obscenities as they went. The second they were out of the hut, Isabelle and Elizabeth both burst out laughing. They struggled against their ropes, trying desperately to point and laugh at the same time. Jack, Will, and James were wearing nothing but a short little cloth for pants. It came down just above mid thigh, and they both thought someone would have to be a mute to not laugh at them. Not that they didn't look good, they just wiggled and fidgeted. They looked utterly uneasy and it was hilarious. Despite the fact that Jack and Will had beautiful bronze bodies and although James was whiter than them, he still had some pretty lean muscles.

Only Ana noticed how all the men started to smile as Jack, James, and Will appeared half naked. She knew something wasn't right. She racked her brain for the meaning of hilaris. And while the two other women laughed hysterically at their husband's discomfort, she was hard at work, trying to crack the language. Like a sudden bolt of lightening, it came to her. The meaning of the island was clear, and she burst out laughing.

Jack stood in front of fifty men in nothing but a little cloth to cover himself up. He thought it couldn't get any worse than that, until his own wife and his crew mates started to laugh hysterically. At least he wasn't in this alone. It wasn't like he could turn around. He was being firmly held in place by a man with just as much of a covering as he and the other two guys had. He, pirate extraordinaire, was mortified no matter how many other stupid things he had done in the past. This took the cake. Hell, this ate the cake.

When Ana finally calmed down, she nudged Isabelle. "I know what hilaris means!" she hissed, her voice raspy from laughing for so long. Isabelle sobered a little, but a wide smile still graced her face.

"What?" she asked happily. Ana tried so hard to be serious about it, but it was just too much.

"Homosexual!" she spat and laughed along with Isabelle. Isabelle told Elizabeth and it was all down hill from there. They laughed until their voices were hoarse and their mouths were dry. The best part was, Jack didn't know!

Jack struggled against the man that was holding him back and Will shot him a sideways glace.

"Oh, you thought we would all want in on the adventure, eh?" Will asked, his eyes wide and his hands cupped firmly in front of him. "Jack! Our wives and Ana are strapped to poles, we're prancing around in skirts, and God only knows what these men are talking about!" Will shouted, making the man behind him smile seductively. Jack put two and two together. The women should have stopped laughing by now, it really wasn't all that funny anymore. The little cloths and the way James, Will and himself were only told to change. There were only men in this little gathering and the only women there were, were currently hanging two feet above the ground. Jack's mouth dropped open as he looked to Ana. "Jack, what are you looking at?" Will asked angrily.

"Ana knows what the meaning of the island is," Jack said simply. Will narrowed his eyes toward Ana and opened his mouth to say something, but Jack was too quick. He turned around and smiled at the man behind him. "It would be really fantastic if I could talk to that woman right over there," Jack said seductively and pointed toward Isabelle. The man was melting and Jack smile. "Just fer a minute," Jack said in a low whisper and the man nodded. Jack turned around and curled his top lip in disgust at what he had to do to see his own wife. Isabelle suppressed a giggle as one very angry looking Jack Sparrow made his way over to her. She was still hanging off the ground, with her hands above her head, so Jack was about level with her chest. He put his hands on her hips and smiled innocently up at her. "Isabelle." Isabelle looked down at her husband the best she could and smiled brightly, knowing what he wanted. Elizabeth and Ana watched with delight.

"Jack," she said in a low voice and winked. Jack took a deep breath, trying not to laugh at her and fixed his brown eyes with hers. He swayed her around by her hips and she giggled when he thumbs tickled her stomach softly.

"I think ye know what I want, love," he said and smiled up at her. She smiled and looked over to her other to companions and they just looked away and laughed with each other.

"No, Jack. Enlighten me," she said, the merriment in her voice barely covered. Jack swayed her around a little more and brushed his thumbs lightly against her stomach and sides. She squeezed her eyes shut and bit her bottom lip, trying not to laugh. "J…Jack…" she warned and Jack smiled, knowing he almost had her. He just had to push her a little farther. She bit her lip harder as he ran his hands up just above her belly button and brushed his thumbs against her there, knowing full well, that would be her breaking point. Isabelle burst out laughing and Jack tickled her until she panted. "Alright, Jack!" she screamed and Jack nodded, sliding his hands back down to her hips and holding her firmly, trying to hold her up a little to take some of the pressure off her aching wrists.

"Tell me," he said shortly but with the biggest smile on his face. She sighed and Elizabeth and Ana watched Jack's expression.

"Hilaris means homosexual!" she squealed and Jack's face changed drastically from smugly bright to horrified. He let go of her hips and stood behind her, trying to hide and maybe get the attention off of himself. Isabelle yelped as he rounded on her and held onto her from the back.

"Isabelle, we have te get out of here," Jack hisses and Isabelle looked behind her at her horrified husband.

"I thought you were Captain Jack Sparrow and nothing sent you out of whack," Isabelle said with a small smile on her lips

"Yes, well, you're Mrs. Captain Jack Sparrow and if anything happens to me..."

"Alright," she said and became sober, turning to the men guarding the other two captives. "Um, we have somewhere we need to be, so if we could just be on our way, that'd be fantastic. We're sorry for intruding," she said and furrowed her brow. "It was very rude," she said and sighed. That was all she could come up with.

"And those are our husbands you have there," Elizabeth said and Ana looked at her. "Just pretend," she whispered to Ana and she nodded slowly. "We'd like them back. They're…well… they're straight," she said and Will smiled. Thank God for Elizabeth. Wait, what?

"What?" he said and Elizabeth looked over to him with laughter in her eyes.

"This island is inhabited by… homosexual men," she said shortly and Will's lip curled at the thought and James stared at the men his mouth agape. A man cam e up behind Isabelle and took Jack away from her, his soft hands were pried away from her waist and she panicked for a moment, trying to find where they had taken him. James and Will were taken away suddenly too and they both tired to run away from their touches, but they were inevitably dragged into a large hut, along with every other man.

The three women, currently suspended off the ground by their now bleeding and bent wrists, were the only people outside. They were alone and they could hear voices from the inside of the hut. They suddenly didn't think it was funny anymore as they could hear their husbands screaming and shouting. Elizabeth hung her head in defeat and Ana fought with her ties. Isabelle eyed the hut with interest. "What do you think they're doing in there?" she asked.

"Whoa! That's private, mate!" she heard Jack shout from inside. Elizabeth's head whipped up as she heard Jack's raised voice and a small smile graced the corners of Ana's lips as she still battled miserably with the ropes.

"I suppose that answers that," Elizabeth said calmly. They all eyed the hut and listened as the voices became louder. Those that weren't of their husbands voices were shouts of delight and entertainment. Those that were of their husbands were shouts of anger, utter disgust and horror.

"Get that stick away from me!" Will shouted with vehemence. Elizabeth's eyes widened and she looked to Isabelle frantically, who had been the established leader since the men left.

"We have to get down from here," she said and started to tug at her ropes. Isabelle swung her legs up to the pole from the front and held it there until she could just pull her dagger out of her hip pocket. Both Ana and Elizabeth watched in awe as she did it with magnificent elegance and grace. Isabelle held her dagger in one hand and proceeded to cut her ties off with great effort. She grunted and growled and swore at her ropes before she finally dropped to the ground with a not so graceful thud. She laid there for a second, panting and rubbing her swollen and freshly bleeding wrists, then she remembered there were still two more left.

She climbed up the side of the pole and made her way carefully across the top to Elizabeth's ropes. "Ready?" Elizabeth nodded and she dropped to the ground, landing on her feet like a cat. Isabelle rolled her eyes and scooted over to Ana who was still having a fight with her bonds. "Ana, let me just cut them off," Isabelle said and Ana sighed. She cut Ana's off too and Ana fell to the ground, landing on her feet beside Elizabeth. Isabelle sighed and leaped off the pole. They looked to the hut where their husbands were and balked at the sounds coming from inside.

"This isn't right," Ana said in disgust, turning around. Elizabeth grabbed her and pulled her back to stand with them.

"No, it's not right." She looked to Isabelle. "Any ideas?" she asked and Isabelle's eyes widened.

"No…" she said and Ana and Elizabeth sighed.

"William! Are you still alive?" Jack shouted. The women jumped at the sound of his voice and backed away.

"Where are you?" Will shouted and yelped. The reasons unknown. Elizabeth started to bite her nails. "James! James! I'll save you!" Will shouted and yelped again, this time in terror.

"Shit!" Ana cursed and bounced up and down. "What do we do, whaddo we do," she said, her eyes still on the hut. They froze as James came running past them, screaming. Not far behind was jack, his arms flailing as he sprinted after James, screaming in horror. Will came out last, shouting obscenities at them as he left. None of them bothered to look at the three women who had escaped. They were shocked again as fifty naked men raced out after them, smiling and shouting alluring words.

Once everyone had disappeared into the thick, they stood there, frozen to their spots on the ground, their mouths hanging open and their eyes wide with shock. They stayed like that for a good five minutes before the screaming became louder again. "I'm getting too old for this," Elizabeth whined and stood on her toes to see out over the brush. "It's too bloody dark…" Jack, Will and James raced past them again, screaming and shouting as they did. This time they did something. Isabelle, Ana and Elizabeth unsheathed their swords and pointed them in the direction their husbands had come from. No sooner had they done it when the naked men appeared. Their smiles faded and their running feet stopped once they saw the swords pointed at them. They were women. They couldn't help it if their eyes unknowingly wandered below the belt. Give them a break. Jack would've done the same thing had it been women.

"How did you escape?" one of them asked in a ridiculously feminine voice. Isabelle shook her head and smiled dangerously.

"Mate, we're the most fearsome pirates in the entire ocean. No one crosses us or our cabin boys, savvy?" she said and the other two women tried so desperately not to laugh at the thought of Jack and Will being cabin boys. Norrington was a different story completely. They smiled innocently. "What is it that ye want?" Isabelle said, putting on an oddly believable pirate accent. Consisting of a variety of cultures, much like Jack's accent.

"Just a little fun!" one said. Elizabeth made retching sounds behind Isabelle and Isabelle had to turn around to stop her smile from turning into hysterical laughter.

"Well, they're ours, sorry mates," she said and Ana and Elizabeth smiled and shook their heads in amusement. They were actually buying this.

That was that my friends! Update quick! Here's your quote-

Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Absolute power rocks absolutely too.

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-Dessie