Don't Lie

Summary: What if Chris had met Sherry when Rory was 2? What if they had a baby, Shaney May Hayden, when Rory was 3? What if Sherry took Shaney to Paris with her? What if Rory hadn't seen Shaney since Rory was 12? What if when Rory was a junior at Yale? What if Shaney was starting Yale? What if Shaney's boyfriend was a certain blonde haired, blue eyed boy…? Read and Find out!

Disclaimer: On occasion, I like to pretend I own Tristan Dugrey, but I am a little (Kay, a lot) delusional…Oh, I guess I don't own him, or Gilmore Girls, man!

A/N: Hya people! Thanks for those who reviewed! The beginning might be a little confusing. Kay read and review.

Love yah all

TYA Any One's PoV

Tristan: Okay…Mary and Maggie are sisters, ha, that's ironic.

Logan: Yep, I'm confused

Finn: Mate, you and Logan are cousins? And loves, you are sisters? I guess who you're attracted to runs through your veins.

Rory: Logan and Tristan are cousins

Logan: Yeah, Ace.

Tristan: Whose Ace?

Logan Points to Rory

Tristan: Mary's Ace?

Logan: Who's Mary?

Tristan points to Rory

Logan: Ace's Mary?

Shaney: I'm feeling neglected

Tristan: Aww, Maggie, I'm sorry.

Shaney: It's okay, wait, how do you know Rory?
Rory: What's Maggie stand for?

Tristan: Mary Magdalene.

Rory: Shaney, you do realize that means slutty, right?

Shaney: Yes Rory. When Tristan first met me, I was at a social engagement, and purposely dressed like a whore trying to make mom mad, which I greatly succeeded at.

Rory: Oh, did you get pictures of her face?

Shaney: I did, but she deleted them.

Rory: That sucks

Shaney: I know…How do you know Tristan?

Tristan: Mary and I used to go to Chilton together

Rory: Did you know, after you left, Paris had to play Romeo

Tristan: You had to kiss Paris?

Rory: Yes, and if I were you, I'd stay away from her, she's still plotting revenge.

Tristan: Paris is here?

Rory: Yeah, she's my roommate.

Tristan: Wow. Who'da thunk?

Shaney: Who's Paris?

Rory: my best friend, worst enemy, biggest competition, and roommate.

Shaney: Oh! Fun! I want to meet her!

Tristan: Oh! Me to! I want to see Paris!

Rory: Kay! But not right now, her and Doyle are probably going at it…AGAIN!

Tristan: Eww! Paris is having sex? Paris wasn't supposed to EVER have sex, she's…Paris.

Rory: I'm guessing you didn't see Paris's freak out on C-Span.

Shaney: What?

Rory: Paris and I had to present a speech together live on C-Span. The night before Paris tells me that she slept with Jamie, and was trying to get me to debate with her about weather it was a good decision. Classic Paris behavior. So any way, she shows up late, not saying anything. In the middle of my part of the speech she starts freaking out. She didn't get into Harvard. So she blames the not getting into Harvard on the having sex. And the whole thing ended with a, "Pack your chastity belt Gilmore, you're going to Harvard!

Shaney and Tristan broke out in laughter.

Tristan: Paris didn't get into Harvard? Wow! Hey! Why are you at Yale? Weren't you Harvard bound?

Rory: Oh yeah, I got into Harvard, but my Pro/Con list said I had to go to Yale, so, I'm at Yale. Plus, I look much better in blue then red.

Shaney: Red has never been your color.

Rory: I know. Plus Yale is closer to home.

Logan: Okay…I'm lost.

Finn: Thank god. Mate, I thought it was just me.

Collin: aren't Robert, Steph, and Seth meeting us at our dorm for our poker game.

Logan: Oh Shit! Ace, we have a poker game.

Rory pouts

Logan: Tristan, Shaney, you can come too.

Shaney smirks

Tristan: NO! Trust me, you do not want Shaney to play poker with you, unless you have A LOT of cash.

Logan: just because she beat you doesn't mean she'll beat me.

Shaney: Is that a challenge?

Rory: I believe it is.

Shaney to Logan: You're going down!

AT LOGAN'S DORM

Robert: what the hell took you guys so long? Who's that?

Logan: This is Tristan, my cousin, and his girlfriend Shaney, Rory's sister.

Steph: Rory has a sister?

Shaney: Do you have to say 'his girlfriend, Shaney'? It makes me sound like I'm his property.

Tristan: Oh this one's going to be good.

Shaney: I am not his property. If any thing it's the other way around.

Rory: RANT, Shaney, RANT!

Shaney: I like to have a little room to play. If Joshua Jackson walks through the door, I should have the right to say, "Take me now Joshua". I am not HIS girlfriend Shaney. I am Shaney, the girl who happens to be seeing him.

Finn: My god, she rants like Rory to.

Seth: Joshua Jackson?

Shaney: Pacey's hot.

Steph: Hear, hear.

Collin shoots Steph a look.

Steph: what? It's true.

Rory: any way, Tristan-

Tristan: yeah Mary.

Rory ignores him

Rory,Shaney, this is Steph, Robert, and Seth.

Shaney: Hi, hi, and hi! Now, let's play poker!

Seth: You play?

Shaney looked at him like he was on crack

Tristan: Maggie probably plays better than all of you put together.

Robert: Really? I vote we raise the stakes.

Collin: To what?

Robert: strip poker

Shaney smiled mischievously

Shaney: Game on.