Disclaimer: Yet again, I don't own Silent Hill, I never will unless Konami and its representatives want to give it to me. I also don't own the Red Hot Chili Peppers or their awesome songs. I also don't own Greenday. I also don't own HIM, but I wish I did! I also don't own the Oscars. I don't own Cash Converters either. I also don't own Nintendo or Super Mario...I'm just thinking about his moustache! I don't own Avon either. I also don't own the song Middle of The Hill by Josh Pike. I don't own any member of my friends families, they are people so obviously they own themselves.
Note: I should stop writing in my disclaimer that Konami should give Silent Hill and all its rights to me but whatever! Also thanks to Marie for helping me write some of this chapter. Another long chapter! HOORAY!
"California, rest in peace, simultaneous release, California, show me your teeth, she's my priestess, I'm your priest, yeah, yeah..."
"Amber, stop singing! This is no time for karaoke and I believe that the Red Hot Chili Peppers wouldn't appreciate you ruining one of their best songs." Marie yelled.
"Just coz you're not singing the song. You're just jealous that I'm singing Dani California and your not. Why don't you just keep looking for a monster and I will keep on singing." Amber yelled back.
"Yeah I am so just shut up. You could be more helpful, I mean singing into a health drink bottle isn't helping much. Go examine the desk and see if anything useful is on it." Marie replied.
"I am so helping, what if someone needs the health drink, then I am here to give it to them. I thought we were only coming in here to go through the back door and leave. I don't want to be in this book depository anymore." Amber yelled back.
"Amber just shut up. Go look at the desk and give me that health drink. If you don't go over to the desk, I'm going to burn your precious posters that are located on your bedroom wall." Beké screamed.
"NO! You can't burn my posters, I love them too much, you can burn all the Greenday ones but not my HIM posters. Fine, I will go over to the desk and look for something useful on it," Amber replied, "Nope nothing here, wait I found something awesome! It's some kind of weapon, but I don't know what it is. Actually maybe it's just a random sculpture"
"That's not a sculpture, that my friend is a gas propelled crossbow. I want it! That's mine! That's mine! That's mine!" Marie shouted excitedly.
Marie picked up the crossbow and hugged it close to her.
"It's so pretty, I love it. Thank you guys. I wanna thank god and my mum…."
"Marie, this isn't the Oscars. I mean you don't really need to thank anyone. Well you could thank Amber for not knowing what a crossbow is, but personally I wouldn't because it might give her a big head." Alia explained.
The girls headed into the next room and were shocked to see what was in the next room. The room looked very classy. There was a large dinner table in the centre; it was set up as if there was a formal dinner party about to take place. The plates on the table were made of the finest china and the cutlery was pure silver. The candles on the table were white, the candelabra's were also silver, but looked medieval. Above the table was a huge chandelier with 12 lights on it. From each light hung a jewel, they were all transparency white.
"Ok this is what we have to do, we have to keep Amber away from the table, or it will get trashed. I mean she's not allowed into any glass shops due to her clumsiness. Also there must be a reason for this being set up. Amber get away from the table, Alia don't encourage her to go towards the table. Beké don't you start either. Amber don't listen to them, fine when the table breaks it's your own fault. I don't even know why I bother telling you what not to do." Marie explained.
"Amber, I think you should go stand on the table. It will be so funny, and try not to break any plates; I mean we could sell them at Cash Converters for like 5 bucks each." Beké explained, "And if you can reach it, swing on the chandelier!"
"I think Alia should swing on the chandelier, she's a lot smaller than me and it would be funnier, I will help her reach it. When we sell the plates at Cash Converters, maybe then we can buy a Super Nintendo! Mario Karts here we come!" Amber replied.
"Ok Alia go climb on the table, Amber go help her on to the chandelier, and I will draw a picture of it on the back of the map that we go from the old delicatessen!" Beké explained.
"Don't climb on the table!" Marie yelled, "I think we have to solve riddle with it and if you climb on the table we will um…die! Yeah that works, we will all die."
"But I wanna climb on the table and swing from a chandelier! I shall duel you with the next vacuum cleaner that I find." Alia challenged.
Alia started to search around the room for a vacuum cleaner. When she couldn't find one she looked at the book shelf which was conveniently located next to where she had been standing while looking for the vacuum cleaner. She hadn't actually moved from where she was standing, but she figured that she wouldn't have to if she can see all of the room.
"There are no other doors in this room; I thought there was a back door somewhere. There isn't a vacuum cleaner either, that makes me really sad. I think I'm gonna cry, not really. I just wanted to know what your reaction would be like." Alia said while pretending to wipe away tears, "I wonder if anyone that we see later on in this town will want to buy some Avon?"
"Yeah like we are gonna see anyone else in this stupid, scary town. The only people we have come across were James and the little bitch, James ended up killing himself and the little bitch was…well a little bitch and wouldn't help us." Beké explained.
On the bookshelf that Alia was looking at was a single book in the middle of the middle shelf, not the top, not the bottom but the middle shelf. The book looked old, the cover had been slashed and the pages were torn. The name on the cover of the book said "Dinner Parties and Small Gatherings Made Easy."
"I think this book was used so that this room could be made to look pretty. I wonder what is inside this book." Beké wondered, "Holy shit, there is nothing written on any of these pages, the only thing in here is loose piece of paper."
On the loose piece of paper was a seating arrangement. It wasn't just any seating arrangement; all the names on the paper were members of the girl's families. The girl's names were on the seating arrangement sheet as well.
"Who wrote this? I wonder how they knew us and our families; I mean my brother's name is on here. Amber your auntie's name is on here, Alia your mum's name is on here and Beké your sister's name is on here. This is just getting weird. I want to know how they knew us!" Marie exclaimed.
"Um…what? What the fuck are you talking about? I mean I was never invited to a dinner party. Oh my god, I think, I didn't receive my invitation in the mail. I knew there was something wrong with our mail system." Beké replied.
They looked around the room to try and find out some information about why their names were on the seating arrangements. Beké looked at the table and read all the place cards.
"Fucken hell when will people learn how to spell my name properly. I'm going to kick whoever wrote this card's ass! I mean what a wanker; learn to fucken spell my name properly!" Beké complained.
"Beké it's ok, is there anything else interesting over there?" Marie replied.
"What do you think? I will keep looking, stupid table it looks really old. Who would want an old table that looks like it could break in a room when Amber is going to attend a dinner party?" Beké replied back.
She kept looking around the table for things that could lead to them being written on the seating arrangement. The chairs around the table didn't match. Amber went to move the chairs but something was pulling the towards the table, she climbed on to the floor and looked under the table; there was eight sets of shoes sitting near the chairs.
"Why are my shoes under the table? I'm wearing them aren't I? Did I remember to put them on? I'm defiantly wearing them, but the same shoes are under the table. So are everyone else's shoes. What the hell?" Amber screamed.
"What! They shouldn't be there. This room is freaking me out and I think that there's nothing all that great in here. Wait...that goddamn tumble dryer noise is back and the radio is making noise again. I think we should stand in our defence positions." Alia replied.
The girls stood in their defence positions and prepared for battle. All of a sudden Pyramid Head appeared on top of the table.
"Why is Pyramid Head allowed on the table and I am not?" Amber asked.
"Amber shut up and help us kill him. I hate the shape of his head being all pyramid like." Beké replied.
They all aimed with their weapons. At the same time Beké and Marie shot their weapons and hit Pyramid Head. Then Alia shot it and Amber smacked it with her stick. Pyramid Head stumbled, then fell over and broke the table. The table fell through the floor and revealed a trap door.
"I think we should go through that trap door, there is no where else to go" Marie explained.
"In case you didn't notice that's where Pyramid Head landed, and I think that the only thing under there is sewers. That's so gross. But I guess if we have to I will go down there." Beké replied.
The girls all agreed after a massive debate that they would go into the sewers and see where they ended up.
