Disclaimer: Funnily enough I still don't own Silent Hill. I don't own Ghostbusters both the movie and the song. I also don't own the Hulk although I know people who claim that they are the Hulk (You Know Who You Are!)
Note: Surprised about how long the last chapter was? Well then you have no faith in my writing ability!
"This is so disgusting, I mean who the fuck would want to walk down here? Yuk, it smells really gross down here." Beké complained.
"What else would you expect it to smell like then?" Alia asked.
"What a stupid question! I seriously cannot believe you just asked that!" Beké replied.
When they had all climbed down the ladder, and jumped of the end (the ladder didn't reach the end of the ground) and landed on the cement path that followed the sewerage around the tunnel. The smell of the tunnel was overwhelming and there were no words to describe it. The tunnel was dark grey and looked the walls were stained with green slime and blood. (Note: That doesn't sound like a very nice mix, makes me think of puke!)
"Yuk, look at this colour scheme! It's almost as bad as the colours in that hallway that kept changing. This place is so gross, does anyone have any body spray? That might take the smell away!" Amber suggested.
"No one has any body spray with them. I have to agree with the colour scheme thing though. It's horrible and what's with this path? I mean, yeah ok the path is to walk on, but it's covered in something, and I'd rather not think about it!" Alia replied.
"Then why did you bring it up? I mean you really didn't have to and know all I will think about is what this path could possibly be covered in." Amber replied.
"This may seem irrelevant to the whole path saga, but did anyone see where Pyramid Head went? Or the table? I don't think either of them landed in this water." Beké explained.
"Talk about not being relevant, I mean, who is this Pyramid Head? And what is a table? And where are my shoelaces?" Amber replied.
"What the fuck do you mean not relevant? This is more relevant than your shoelaces which are conveniently located on your shoes where they belong." Beké said sounding like a home shopping commercial person, "also I want to know where they are because I think that table would look good in my new house, which I don't own yet, or know where it is….or where I want it…..or what a house is…..this is getting me no where!"
While Beké was still trying to work out what she was saying, something was moving in the water. It wasn't like a current movement, but there was something there moving around as if it was watching the girls every movement.
"What the fuck? What's in the water? Can anyone else see that movement? I don't think its something I would wanna be friends with, I think its spying on us. We need to call Ghostbusters, they will sort it out." Marie explained.
All of a sudden the Ghostbusters theme started to play, and three little men started to run around with what looked like a vacuum cleaner and started to yell at whatever was in the water.
"Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!" The three little men started to sing.
"Oh my god, why did they start singing? I think its time to eliminate the little singing men who think they are the Ghostbusters…where's my spork related weapon?" Beké asked.
Beké aimed her spork related weapon at the little men and shot the first one.
"Wow, it only takes one shot and they die!" Beké started, "Oh fuck it, I'm out of ammo…Hey Alia, give me your gun."
"Why would I want to give my gun to you? I want to shoot the little men." Alia replied.
"Fine you can shoot only one of the little men, because I want to finish them off!" Beké replied.
By the time that they had finished arguing, whatever was in the water had eaten the little men and had spat out their bones into a little house formation.
"That sucks! I wanted to kill them! Stupid water creature that I don't know what it is! Now I am angry and you won't like me when I'm angry because I turn into the HULK! RRRROOOOAAARRRR!" Beké yelled!
"Great now look what we have to put up with. This is so bad, I have a plan. Alia, let's tell Beké that she is turning green and then hopefully she will get upset and not turn into the Hulk. Do you remember the last time she turned in to the Hulk, she started to stab random people with a wooden spoon and that was only because her mum threw out her one and only spork." Amber explained.
"Yeah I remember that, it was full of blood shed. Oh and she killed that girl who used to think she was our friend, but I have forgotten her name…that slutty one….looked like a man….I cant remember…dammit!" Alia replied.
"Oh yeah, I know the one your speaking about…she was pregnant and her baby died in her arms, when she gave birth…three months after she found out she was pregnant. She was such a liar! Hey Beké! Your gonna turn green unless you don't get angry!" Amber yelled.
"What? I don't wanna turn green! I'm so upset right now! What are we gonna do about the thing in the water?" Beké yelled back.
They all looked at the water and tried to see where the thing that had attacked the little men was.
"I don't think it's down there anymore," Marie said, "Holy shit, I was wrong, Beké why are you facing the wall? Don't turn around, because well…it's right behind you"
"I use some serious kung-fu moves on that bastard! Hoy-yah! Oh it's over there, then what the fuck am I hitting here?" Amber wondered.
Amber gazed upon what she was hitting, it just turned out to be a pillar holding up the tunnel, she realized what it was, then she noticed the massive crack running up the pillar.
"Um guys, this pillar here, holding up the tunnel, I think that we should run away from it, coz I think, ok I know that its gonna fall down, due to the massive crack in it and um well its not like I caused it, but if it falls so will the top of the tunnel and well, we will die." Amber explained while panicking.
"Amber you are a fuckhead, I can't believe that you did that. Well I think your right…for a change…RUN!" Beké replied.
As the girls ran as fast as they could, which isn't very fast, well it would be if you compared it to a snail or a turtle, or maybe not. Alia was the only one of the group who could run fast. Amber, Beké and Marie had each almost passed out by the time that they had run five metres away from where they were standing.
"Alia you stupid bitch, wait for us. It's not our fault that we are unfit and cant run much faster than a slug. We weren't all born with God's gift to run, I was given the gift of being able to hit you when I finally catch up." Beké yelled as she was running.
Beké yelling while running wasn't the smartest think that she had come up with, it just caused her to lose her breath faster than she was before.
"I'm losing my breath" Beké said to Amber who had resorted to walking.
"Why are you losing it? Where was the last place you put it. Wait that would mean that you would have already lost it, where do you think the last place you will put it will be?" Amber replied.
"You are a dickhead, you do know that right? That made absolutely no sense what-so-ever. Rethink that last sentence and start again." Beke replied.
"I am not a dickhead. That totally made sense you are just unsmart, and not as brilliant as me! So ha ha sucked in! I am a genius and you are not!" Amber replied in a sing song.
Amber continued rambling on about nothing until her and Beké arrived at another ladder and saw Marie climbing up it.
"Marie, why did you not wait for us?" Beké yelled.
"For obvious reasons…so I could climb up this ladder first!" Marie replied, "Hurry up and climb it, so that we can all get out of this disgusting place!"
They climbed the ladder and opened the man hole cover above them.
Note: Yeah it makes us seem all unfit, well guess what…we are!
